Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
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Top comments
rachelfromtarget 14
idk why people think beating up the other man/women is an appropriate response to their partner cheating on them.
cakefete2 31
Your brother is a jerk. Maybe you and the guy who mistakenly beat you could teach him some manners.
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Comments (109)
rachelfromtarget 14
idk why people think beating up the other man/women is an appropriate response to their partner cheating on them.
XxDanno316xX 27
I agree with you 110% sadly tho people can't control jealousy. Not an excuse. More of a sad fact.
Jake42100 17
#11 You're absolutely right it doesn't make anything better if your s.o. cheats its just time to leave and move on...
KVKdragon 26
It's an impulsive and hasty response to anger. Attack the temptation instead of confronting the significant other who succumbed to the temptation in the first place
MrConcise 35
Or the SO is the temptation and the victim is in denial, so he lashes out at the only person he could possibly reasonably blame.
teentee401 37
And then they don't hold their SO responsible for their part in it
vikky538 29
that jerk should know that ..one can't clap with one hand...
SchlomoTheGrinch 18
Yup, my thought exactly!
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Totally agree. I would also press charges, even if he got the right guy, he has no right to assault him.
Tyrez 32
Pretty sure both the cheater and the person they cheated with deserve a beating. Everyone seems to sleep around now a days so they get off easy.
imintoNAndos 3
some stupid chicks cheat because they think its hot if their guy beats up the other one. now, in my case a girl puts a hand on my husband I take her down HARD. unless, my husband's job is on the line then I let him give her a last warning not to touch him and then if she does again I get to drop kick her to the back of the head. just saying.
kdm_km1 19
Well you can't blame your brother for being a Stud. Sometimes you have to gut up and take one for the team.
assassinbanana0 20
Or you can not sleep with another man's girl and find your own?
Markovski 18
What team?
thejonac 21
there really is nothing cool about being the third party and causing hurt for the one who got the girl first. you're just the lazy asshole who wasn't man enough to get his own girlfriend
thugling 9
I hope you are being sarcastic...
jonesy90 0
Go to the police. Your brother probably knows where the girl lives. Assault is assault.
Nimor 25
If I where you, I'd make sure he comes back ;)
lord_meloetta 20
Your brother is a real asshat. You should kick him out.
thejokingguy13 12
Hell of a bro you got there
valalvax 13
I'm assuming you didn't report it to the police?
ma12r 22
I would've told him no but he left a message for you then I would've kicked his ass.
laditiggsz 11
That really sucks
castleofg1ass 19
Find out who that guy was and take him to court for assault and get him to pay damages