Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
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rachelfromtarget 14
idk why people think beating up the other man/women is an appropriate response to their partner cheating on them.
cakefete2 31
Your brother is a jerk. Maybe you and the guy who mistakenly beat you could teach him some manners.
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DecisiveBull 9
Throw him to the dogs.
lmt0115 1
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kct101 18
sounds like a jerk
MandySkittles 18
I've never understood why people don't blame their partner for cheating.. They were the ones that were in a relationship and were intimate outside it. Most times they're really the only guilty party anyway - the person they cheated with can have no idea they were committed. Guy who beat you up is an idiot OP, if your brother knows the chick please contact the police and file assault charges.
SmiffLah 13
Took one for ya bro dude
rmllavaneras 19
Being "the other one" is bad *if* you know you are "the other one." If you don't, you're just as much a victim as the one who's getting cheated on. If you do know that you're the one who the other person's cheating with, you're a total douche. However, that doesn't give anyone the right to kick your ass. Anyway, restraining order and/or law suit. And punch your brother in the face.
xswitch74 17
Bros before hos????
shutupyou 11
sounds like an episode out of Two and A Half Men lol
Meettitan 14
Even if they're just bigger than you, you might get your ass kicked.
Liu1992 14
Take a gun with you next time.