Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
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Top comments
rachelfromtarget 14
idk why people think beating up the other man/women is an appropriate response to their partner cheating on them.
cakefete2 31
Your brother is a jerk. Maybe you and the guy who mistakenly beat you could teach him some manners.
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Comments (109)
Jake42100 17
Considering you got beat up in his place,And he isn't concerned I say kick his ass...
Delsanity 13
I never understand why people get mad with the person their SO cheat with, cause its not their fault its your SO that failed. At least thats my opinion. Anyway that sucks op.
Queenie2014 11
You should beat the shit out of your brother
abNormal62 23
Sorry for what happened my friend. Please don't be too hard on your brother, the self preservation gene is stronger than the compassion gene. On the bright side had he been there, he definitely would've had your back, because the nobody hits my brother but me gene trumps the flight gene.
Axel5238 29
It's true self preservation will generally beat out all which people tend to forget. Though, whether or not the brother knew they had a bf is a big factor. If he knew and slept with her anyway both are at fault. If he had no clue, shock and surprise would mostly be his first reaction. Hopefully, he didn't know. I'm wondering why he's not more mad at the gf than the guy she slept with.
DoomedGemini 38
It seems to happen constantly. Instead of being angry at their SO cheating, they blame the person they cheated with. Whether they knew about them dating or not.
Geckosrock99 33
Report him to the police. He assaulted you. Get him put away for it. You did nothing wrong. If you don't report him, he's just going to keep beating people up, especially if he has a loose girlfriend.
abNormal62 23
Well I certainly hope you learned HIS lesson for him and in the future, he won't do this again. If he hasn't learned the lesson, time for separate apartments my friend
howlingwolf89 16
You're brother is a pussy! Sorry OP I wish you were my brother when that happened.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Alan Harper?
Carnaxa 8
This comment wins
assassinbanana0 20
It's hard to fight back when you get beat up by surprise, kinda throws you off
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Sorry to tell you this, but your brother's a scumbag.