Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Amosatron 0
Your boyfriend is a legend!
babyyappld 7
your boyfriend is a win. if you don't marry him I will!
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Comments (292)
crxb16 2
Greatest thing I've ever heard. hope ya still got off. haha
RayeofSunshine 0
That's hilarious! I
FMLsOhilarious 6
Win for your boyfriend. Fail for you since you don't have a sense of humor.
keoct 4
So the OP is complaining because her BF is funny and knows his way around the bedroom, sorry what’s the problem again? To all the idiots out there posting about the same OP on multiple posts, if you learn to read it says it was “Chosen by the cast of Skins” and translated from the French FML, the OP wasn’t the one that posted it. Forget deer hunting, I think we should be able to hunt stupid people.
nerdface89 2
Not only this, but they choose to ignore the 500 posts with the same question answered before them
sailorzoe 14
At least he's ******* hilarious.
baileymae12 0
I don't get it....
AjaxF 0
Neither do I
triviumrocks 4
it's a song by the beegees!!!!!
Niaa_fml 0
You know the song "Staying Alive" by BeeGees? It goes like "Ah ah ah ah, staying alive, staying alive" etc. Really high pitched. OP's boyfriend is really smart. I would have never thought of that xD
RedPillSucks 33
The joke's kind of lost on people born in the 90's
Kittehx3 0
It's by Micheal Jackson :p
Niaa_fml 0
It's not by Michael Jackson, it's by BeeGees. MJ sang it cause he felt like it, just like The Beatles' "Come Together". Songs are being remade and covered all the time but the original belongs to BeeGees.
talktomandybaby 8
i was born in 1998. i know the song.im not a frickin idiot.if you dont know the song..look it up on youtube!!
Kittehx3 0
!? My bad.
Maggiibabe12 0
lol my bestfriend sings that song all the time(:
enoughgrace 4
this sounds like a win, win situation.
weezyfx3 0
haha why would u be mad about that. that's funny as hell
roscoeismydog 0
lol that's not an fml that's just funny!!