Intimacy: Inspired

Inspired

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By jokersgirl - 21/05/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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Amosatron 0

Monday 17 January 2011 12:32

Your boyfriend is a legend!

babyyappld 7

Monday 17 January 2011 12:34

your boyfriend is a win. if you don't marry him I will!

Comments

crxb16 2

Monday 17 January 2011 14:43

Greatest thing I've ever heard. hope ya still got off. haha

RayeofSunshine 0

Monday 17 January 2011 14:45

That's hilarious! I

FMLsOhilarious 6

Monday 17 January 2011 14:46

Win for your boyfriend. Fail for you since you don't have a sense of humor.

keoct 4

Monday 17 January 2011 14:47

So the OP is complaining because her BF is funny and knows his way around the bedroom, sorry what’s the problem again? To all the idiots out there posting about the same OP on multiple posts, if you learn to read it says it was “Chosen by the cast of Skins” and translated from the French FML, the OP wasn’t the one that posted it. Forget deer hunting, I think we should be able to hunt stupid people.

nerdface89 2

Monday 17 January 2011 17:11

Not only this, but they choose to ignore the 500 posts with the same question answered before them

sailorzoe 14

Monday 17 January 2011 15:05

At least he's ******* hilarious.

baileymae12 0

Monday 17 January 2011 15:05

I don't get it....

AjaxF 0

Monday 17 January 2011 15:17

Neither do I

triviumrocks 4

Monday 17 January 2011 17:43

it's a song by the beegees!!!!!

Niaa_fml 0

Monday 17 January 2011 18:58

You know the song "Staying Alive" by BeeGees? It goes like "Ah ah ah ah, staying alive, staying alive" etc. Really high pitched. OP's boyfriend is really smart. I would have never thought of that xD

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 17 January 2011 19:13

The joke's kind of lost on people born in the 90's

Kittehx3 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:47

It's by Micheal Jackson :p

Niaa_fml 0

Monday 17 January 2011 21:11

It's not by Michael Jackson, it's by BeeGees. MJ sang it cause he felt like it, just like The Beatles' "Come Together". Songs are being remade and covered all the time but the original belongs to BeeGees.