Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Top comments
Amosatron 0
Your boyfriend is a legend!
babyyappld 7
your boyfriend is a win. if you don't marry him I will!
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Comments (292)
quietnurse 0
epic win!
Moe954 0
Oh how Dare he have a sense of humour!
bayonet 0
haha well at least he made you come
leishababyx 0
you need to get laid properly lol
ThisRandomChild 0
This is the most truthful comment on this page, congratulations, 25
xLostInTheCrowdx 0
Haha he is too awesome. This is not and fml.
chillinAK 9
So this was before he dumped you cracking jokes about your lazy eye and after the heart shaped dump? You live a crappy life OP - but props on getting so many FML's posted in a row.
chillinAK 9
Oh, I forgot to make mention of a plaster cast that you fake friend marked.
Shyke 0
today is European FML day. The best European FML's were picked by the cast of Skin. (that's why it says SkinsCastSelection)
Barbarossa_fml 0
Wow, even after it's explained to her, she continues the epic stupidity... >.<
Kittehx3 0
Fail.
MarcosFTW 0
Win. Period
SilentScreamer 12
I'd marry him.
ChibiGirl5 0
haha me too he's freakin awesome
cd07 0
wow that's amazing!
DocBastard 40
**** you, OP!! Goddamit, **** you and your goddamn face. I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all goddamn day now. Asshole.
yesiyes 0
LOL..
MarcosFTW 0
skinscastselection has a crappy life -__-
Doortje 30
Dear God, you'd think with the name being so obvious people wouldn't be stupid like this.
UpsidedownKayak 9
See there is your problem Doortje, you are thinking but don't worry, after reading a few more comments like the one above and your head will explode and you will fit right in.
Doortje 30
Yeah, I really need to work on that, don't I? :(