FML : Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked,...

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Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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You deserved it

By SAM - / Sunday 5 August 2018 09:00 / United States

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7671900 - Sunday 5 August 2018 16:20

I’m guessing the photo’s file format was JIF?

By Charlie Given | 19

#7671936 - Sunday 5 August 2018 17:35

Was there a pic of Mom drunk and covered in jelly🤣🤣 nothing better than a PB&J😂

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By joeyl1990 | 28

#7671876 - Sunday 5 August 2018 15:04

I understand the drunk, naked, smiling part but why the peanut butter?

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Dave_Davington | 33

#7671887 - Sunday 5 August 2018 15:41

It's basic decency to use peanut butter in such a situation. Really now, what are you, some kind of animal?

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Abbusser | 8

#7671983 - Sunday 5 August 2018 19:42

Just make sure it's chunky. Creamy would be sick...

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7671898 - Sunday 5 August 2018 16:17

Dad was determined to find out just how much the dog really liked peanut butter.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7671900 - Sunday 5 August 2018 16:20

I’m guessing the photo’s file format was JIF?

By _Hakuna_Matata_ | 12

#7671919 - Sunday 5 August 2018 17:03

Plot twist, His father wanted him to see his wild side.

By Charlie Given | 19

#7671936 - Sunday 5 August 2018 17:35

Was there a pic of Mom drunk and covered in jelly🤣🤣 nothing better than a PB&J😂

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blightsight | 10

#7671981 - Sunday 5 August 2018 19:33

Except maybe a BJ

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interesting33 | 36

#7672069 - Monday 6 August 2018 3:14

I was so gonna comment that! great minds. great comment

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jkjorn | 13

#7672271 - Monday 6 August 2018 15:36

That would be a P&BJ!

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#7672005 - Sunday 5 August 2018 20:27

Well played Dad, well played.

By Danielle Zion Gadsden | 9

#7672019 - Sunday 5 August 2018 21:35

I guess I'm the only one that would have asked my dad about the story. Cause there is an epic story behind that pic.

By FishyFishy | 12

#7672021 - Sunday 5 August 2018 22:11

He wasn't naked.... he has on peanut butter.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#7672036 - Sunday 5 August 2018 23:20

Was he with your wife?

By PhoenixChick | 25

#7672056 - Monday 6 August 2018 1:41

Creamy or chunky, that peanut butter had nuts in it

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