Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Amosatron 0
Your boyfriend is a legend!
babyyappld 7
your boyfriend is a win. if you don't marry him I will!
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D_Thr33 0
GENIUS!
darklight549 2
@#139 some of us are on the ipod version and cant see that they are advertising that. Dont freak out at him/her when you dont know why they said that.
5t3ff1k4h 45
First off, you don't know if the person I responded to was using an iPod. Secondly, while those on an iPod can't see the advertisements, they can a) see the comments saying why the past several FMLs have had the same user name or b) if they're smart, they can put two and two together. I'm sure even on an iPod it says the user name, and beside the user name (at least on a computer) it says that the staff of Skins selected these FMLs.
Neylin 7
Damn, now I will have a mental image every time I listen to this song. Hmm... Time to switch to Abba.
nerdforlife93 0
That is such a ******* WIN!
talktomandybaby 8
i love your picture...i have it on my ipad:D
softball39 0
hahahhahahahahahhahahhahaha lmfao!!!!!!!
letsdielaughing 0
this is soo hilarious. that just made my day
annabellrose 0
ahhhaha! that's great!
NCR 0
all these post are from 1 guy wttf
saywhaaat_01 0
hahahahahahahahahaha LMAO that's freaking hilarious!!!
kirsten0bleh 0
hahahah thats helllla funny! id be mad at my boyfriend too, but its funny because it didnt happen to me!!