By Derps - Denmark
Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
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  jakeisawake  |  3

Maybe OP plays WOW. If that's so, then he didn't overreact at all. At least he didn't stick a remote up his asshole. He did the casual, "Fuck you mom," and walked away.

  jakeisawake  |  3

Hm, I didn't know I implied a "casual walkout", but a casual fuck you mom. Maybe I should have said "...and walked away in a fit of rage." My apologies for not being clear.

  Daerauko  |  0

does OP pay for the internet, no? then fuck him for being an overreactive ungrateful bitch. his mother can choose to not have Internet. at least she still allows him in the house.

  Bano360  |  25

89 is a moron. If I had no internet access, I wouldn't be able to get through college. I'm a computer science student, so in order for me to get work done at home, I need the internet. Besides if my parents did cancel the internet, I'd tell them I'm dropping out, and I'll buy my own internet, easily affordable with my job.

  iLazy  |  0

Be objective. If it was like Haàgen-Dazs or Ben and Jerry ice cream you could call her a selfish bitch for not wanting to share. If if's not, she's still purely greedy

  ModernZelda  |  19

Fun fact: if an Internet subscription is canceled in anyway that isn't from non-payment, the service is downgraded to the most basic until someone can come out to disconnect the line(about 1week to 1 month depending on the company). So if OP's mom did cancel service, the connection would still be there.
I've worked for multiple Internet companies and it's all the same.

  luna4545  |  4

actually most schools do all their work online. in every class I have taken this year all my work has been through an online website. I would be super pissed if my parents did that because that would mean I can't get my work done unless I stayed at school everyday. maybe OP is in the same situation

  cgchamp89  |  7

Well it is unknown, and I hate to assume... but chances are, he was upset because he could no longer play games online. If it was for hw purposes, he could go to the library or to the school.

By  urmomsmeatstick  |  0

you have the best mom in the world. for mothers day you should freeze some mud in a carton of ice cream and give it to her as a gift. other brown chunky deposits would also make an excellent substitute

  BellaGoBoom  |  6

Says you. All my homework is online. I wouldn't freak, but I'd be a little pissed. Although, after she said it was a joke, he should have calmed his lil ass down.