Intimacy: Inspired

Inspired

By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 06:24 - France

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2015 03:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By jokersgirl - 21/05/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML

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Romantic afterglow

By easyontheeyes1 - 01/05/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML

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Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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Keep it down

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By anonymous - 08/12/2011 10:37 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

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Amosatron 0

Monday 17 January 2011 12:32

Your boyfriend is a legend!

babyyappld 7

Monday 17 January 2011 12:34

your boyfriend is a win. if you don't marry him I will!

Comments

Stumblebum30 5

Monday 17 January 2011 12:47

That's not an FML. you just wanted to share the story . Try the MLIA site.

xStiina 0

Monday 17 January 2011 12:50

Hahahah, kinky.

maybaybe 0

Monday 17 January 2011 12:52

Your boyfriend is funny xD don't complain, OP :)

elmski87 0

Monday 17 January 2011 12:57

******* love it! literally burst out laughing when I read this!

Angelina93 6

Wednesday 14 March 2012 5:15

So did! I still can't stop laughing!

stargazer_spirit 3

Monday 17 January 2011 13:01

That is definitely full of win! :)

IronZombie 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:03

tell him disco is dead and break his disco balls if u know what I mean

FYLDeep 25

Monday 17 January 2011 13:05

I wonder if he did it in that goofy falsetto voice.

italiangurrl 8

Monday 17 January 2011 17:08

I kind of hope so lol

DynamicDave 11

Monday 17 January 2011 13:07

Your boyfriend wins. Still, FHL for dating a humorless prude.

RUSH777 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 4:10

LOL took the words right out of my mouth.

Drummer_duck 0

Monday 17 January 2011 13:08

he's a keeper!

oliver86 8

Monday 17 January 2011 13:11

Gee, that's awesome.

beanstar11 5

Monday 17 January 2011 14:01

I see what you did there..

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Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML

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Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

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Today, my dad confessed that the only reason I'm alive today is because he couldn't afford to pay for an abortion. He couldn't afford it because he'd splashed out on brand new furniture at IKEA shortly before discovering my mom was pregnant. FML

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Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML

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Today, I accidentally called my friend by the wrong name. She's no longer speaking to me, because she thinks I have absolutely zero respect for her, and don’t care about her at all. In reality, she just looks exactly like the person whose name I called her by. FML

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