SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I signed my own plaster-cast to make people believe that I actually have friends. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
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nofriends
Japan
Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML
rbates
United States
Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML
chocolaterabbit
Australia
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
me
Bronx, United States
Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML
KrazyKill
Canada
Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Clout chasing
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Kevin
United Kingdom
Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
ohdang
United States
Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML
:/
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
very very lonely
Today, I bought a friendship bracelet. I'm not sure what's sadder, the fact that I don't actually have a friend to give the other half to, or that I'm actually wearing one of them so it looks like I have friends. FML
Top comments
sierracn97 5
why sign the cast when you have no friends? who's going to see it?
DocBastard 38
Steven, you know what I'm tired of? Whiny commenters like you who complain that an FML isn't good enough for you somehow. There are hundreds (thousands?) of FMLs posted every day, and the ones that make it are the ones that enough FML readers like yourself have deemed worthy. If you don't like it, don't read it. And for ****'s sake, if it isn't good enough for you, don't feel that you are required to broadcast your displeasure to the world. You are entitled to your opinion, but the FMLosphere is NOT hanging on your (or my) every word, I assure you.
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Comments (78)
pineappleducki 4
How depressing. D: Feeling sorry for you.
awesomechick618 0
op needs an Internet hug (>'.')> <3
surferchick96 0
i need an internet hug!!! :'(
tacobird123 7
11- No one cares. The guy with a cast needs a hug, not you >.>.
TheNeonDuckie 0
(>'.')>
TheNeonDuckie 0
that hug is for 11! HAHAHA just thought I'd be nice
talb1 7
(>'.')>
DEATHBYEX1LE 11
cool
sierracn97 5
why sign the cast when you have no friends? who's going to see it?
dre_bro11 12
exactly what I was thinking
Superbarrelroll 0
lololololol
rylijae 0
haha that's funny and very true!
Amosatron 0
Poor child..
Bosia 0
Been there, done that.
mea_iloveskiing 26
did you use lots of colors ? (:
MacdaddyMaddy 0
well you could've atleast gotten random people to sign it
COSaikou 7
but that's humiliating!
FYLDeep 25
Did you put your full name on it?
stevenmx86 7
I don't understand why people do this... It's so damn pathetic... Grow a pair and befriend someone op... I'm tired of these whiny fmls.. Fml is supposed to be a collection of humorous anecdotes.. This is neither humorous or even remotely interesting...
luanne2010 0
jeez give him a break. don't take things to seriously. it's just a bit of fun!
DocBastard 38
Steven, you know what I'm tired of? Whiny commenters like you who complain that an FML isn't good enough for you somehow. There are hundreds (thousands?) of FMLs posted every day, and the ones that make it are the ones that enough FML readers like yourself have deemed worthy. If you don't like it, don't read it. And for ****'s sake, if it isn't good enough for you, don't feel that you are required to broadcast your displeasure to the world. You are entitled to your opinion, but the FMLosphere is NOT hanging on your (or my) every word, I assure you.
stevenmx86 7
I'm actually kind of honored by receiving a staff comment. You are all welcome for my wonderful comment because I understand my taste is shared by everybody.... Sorry.. These kind of people (op) just make me mad...
stevenmx86 7
Doc, you know what I'M tired of? I'm tired of your ass always trying to act clever and knocking people down like you're better than them. You're just another loser on the internet and you are worse than most of them. In the end, screw off, it's a free internet.... Mods, I apologize for the wording in this comment but you have to see how this guy acts...
KingDingALing 9
Steven, the Mods always see how Docbastard acts because he's friends with them. He was just stating his opinion like you were.
stevenmx86 7
True and Doc, you make it sound like my opinion didn't matter at all. Though, it was obviously important enough for you to respond to it right? Thanks buddy :-)
DocBastard 38
I'm not going to get into a pissing match with you, but reread my comment, paying particular attention to "You are entitled to your opinion". Cheers.
stevenmx86 7
I know Doc, but you seem to have it wrong still! :-) I didn't think anyone in the "FMLosphere" WOULD be hanging off of my every word I just wanted to state my opinion which I did and then you went off on me for some reason. Thank you for the reminder though! :-)
Kolido 0
I agree with Steve, his/her fault for not trying to befriend anyone and trying to show off with fake signatures
thelastavailable 13
Hmm, what an interesting read :) keep it up Steve and Doc, you make a fabulous pair. As for my opinion.. OP, please make some friends, your FML made me sad :(
fayul 0
Damn right
ashlehheartsyou 1
well some people are really shy...its hard for some people. just chill. its no big deal(:
bluegoldfish 7
guys, guys, youre each entitled to your own opinions, steven can think the op is pathetic if he wants to, doc can think steven is pathetic or whatever load of crap hes publicly airing, ITS THE INTERNET LIGHTEN UP youre both sad losers with enough time not only to read fml but to actually follow a post to the point of disputing its contents, neither of you is really in a position to talk down to the other, so just...let it go.
maybaybe 0
That's really sad :( Hopefully you will meet someone who will be your friend :)
carical 0
haha i did the same thing with my school diary 'autograph page' T_T
Jimboom 11
Shouldn't have bothered. Nobody will believe it anyway.