Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Top comments
Amosatron 0
Your boyfriend is a legend!
babyyappld 7
your boyfriend is a win. if you don't marry him I will!
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Comments (292)
beast195 0
******* liar
Crazyspic12 0
Now that is hilarious I would totally do that
blink831forever 13
LOL. This is one of the best FML's that I have read in a long time. Epic Win for your b/f. I think I'm going to do that the next time I have sex.
RayeofSunshine 0
I keep rereading this and every time it makes me laugh. I love your boyfriend! Is he going to be single soon? Someone who can make a girl cum AND laugh? Sweetheart, you don't deserve him! I'll take him! :)
gorilla1923 0
EPIC.
heisenberg26_fml 0
haha. taking that one to the bank!
ITZY05 0
MY FAV;) I THINK ITS CUTE:P HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE HIM SINGING THAT YOU? :3
IROKSKINNYZ 0
I would totally do that if I thought of it. but hey cudos to him for making u cum. marry him
PinaSlicker 0
ahahaha beauty
SophieH14 2
so when are you proposing to him?!