Health: Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while...

By sos - 17/01/2011 03:59 - United States

Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML

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By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By snoooore - 31/08/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I discovered I have narcolepsy. During a driving test. FML

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By NotDrunk - 04/04/2015 00:42 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I was pulled over by a policeman. He thought I was drunk, after doing the "walk in a straight line" test and the "finger-to-nose" test. It wasn't until after I got a fine that I got it through to him that I have cerebellar ataxia, and that I wasn't drunk. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2010 17:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML

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By DWIcop - 03/04/2019 00:00

Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2016 02:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML

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MrBoredGuy 1

Monday 17 January 2011 9:07

so get drunk and try again

Absocold 0

Monday 17 January 2011 9:10

This is why I practice balance and saying the alphabet backwards.

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smileyyx3_fml 0

Monday 17 January 2011 9:06

that sucks:(

I_R_Genius 3

Monday 17 January 2011 9:27

Oh god, I know who I'm not drinking with and/or getting drunk with. If you can't do it sober then you don't deserve to drink. Unless you're a blonde then that's a different story.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Monday 17 January 2011 9:43

hopped up on goofballs no doubt

breakofdawn1 0

Monday 17 January 2011 10:03

did that

steeledwolf 8

Monday 17 January 2011 12:19

14 I used to have a snake like that. ball python right?

breakofdawn1 0

Monday 17 January 2011 19:56

uummm okay

I_R_Genius 3

Monday 17 January 2011 21:27

Yes it is a ball python. It's a HET ghost ball python I got for my 14th birthday by my parents from their store. I love her to death, she is my life. I hope to breed her one day to a gorgeous male bumblebee ball python.

MrBoredGuy 1

Monday 17 January 2011 9:07

so get drunk and try again

PushMyButtons 5

Monday 17 January 2011 9:15

you stole those words right outta my mouth.

CurlyGurlF 6

Thursday 22 September 2011 3:36

haha

Absocold 0

Monday 17 January 2011 9:10

This is why I practice balance and saying the alphabet backwards.

hellogoodbye1996 6

Monday 17 January 2011 9:32

hey retard they ask you to say it backwards cause I drunk will try and a sober person will just say they can't do it.

chippa 24

Monday 17 January 2011 9:37

What the ****? (@hellogoodbye1996)

ThatGuyYouDontKn 0

Monday 17 January 2011 9:47

I can't even recite the alphabet backwards while sober, heck I can't even memorize the order of the middle letters without saying or thinking the alphabet song. haha.