Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML
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MrBoredGuy
| 1
so get drunk and try again
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Absocold
| 0
This is why I practice balance and saying the alphabet backwards.
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smileyyx3_fml
| 0
that sucks:(
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I_R_Genius
| 3
Oh god, I know who I'm not drinking with and/or getting drunk with. If you can't do it sober then you don't deserve to drink. Unless you're a blonde then that's a different story.
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
hopped up on goofballs no doubt
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breakofdawn1
| 0
did that
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steeledwolf
| 8
14 I used to have a snake like that. ball python right?
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breakofdawn1
| 0
uummm okay
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I_R_Genius
| 3
Yes it is a ball python. It's a HET ghost ball python I got for my 14th birthday by my parents from their store. I love her to death, she is my life. I hope to breed her one day to a gorgeous male bumblebee ball python.
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MrBoredGuy
| 1
so get drunk and try again
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PushMyButtons
| 5
you stole those words right outta my mouth.
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CurlyGurlF
| 6
haha
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Absocold
| 0
This is why I practice balance and saying the alphabet backwards.
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hellogoodbye1996
| 6
hey retard they ask you to say it backwards cause I drunk will try and a sober person will
just say they can't do it.
just say they can't do it.
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chippa
| 24
What the fuck?
(@hellogoodbye1996)
(@hellogoodbye1996)
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ThatGuyYouDontKn
| 0
I can't even recite the alphabet backwards while sober, heck I can't even memorize the order of the middle letters without saying or thinking the alphabet song. haha.
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AlyBong
| 0
lol my kindergarden teacher made the class memorize how to sing it backwards. id definitely fail though. One beer and I cant walk straight.
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bbygiirl
| 0
@34 liiight weiiighhhttt!
(it's okay, me too.)
(it's okay, me too.)
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Back_In_Action
| 18
Don't swish Listerine before a sobriety test, fool. What next, eating poppyseed bagels before a piss test?
(Note for the slow: jokes)
(Note for the slow: jokes)
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PuntingYoshi
| 0
(Note for you: Lame)
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hellokimmiee
| 5
do you have asthma? if not, go outside and quit playing video games all the time lazy bum. just assuming.
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BahahahLOL
| 0
Then don't.
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DynamicDave
| 11
Know what you do when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME.
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Suavis
| 4
ehh that was kinda lame dynamic Dave. and you don't really need to be fit to pass a sobriety test.
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knelson19
| 0
Try it drunk.
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poopstainface69
| 0
I just shat on a turtle. FML
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yomamaof3
| 1
yuzjhhuuu
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chippa
| 24
LOL I want to meet you.
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J_Marine
| 0
Oh yes! Now, Step bump! Step Bump Bump!
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aliaskis
| 3
Naw, I can't dance. I'm just drunk!
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TaylorTheBoss
| 4
Kids....
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TheDrifter
| 23
Just do like I do and carry a cane, that way when they ask you to do manual dexterity tests you have a good excuse.