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Oh god, I know who I'm not drinking with and/or getting drunk with. If you can't do it sober then you don't deserve to drink. Unless you're a blonde then that's a different story.

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Yes it is a ball python. It's a HET ghost ball python I got for my 14th birthday by my parents from their store. I love her to death, she is my life. I hope to breed her one day to a gorgeous male bumblebee ball python.

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I can't even recite the alphabet backwards while sober, heck I can't even memorize the order of the middle letters without saying or thinking the alphabet song. haha.

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lol my kindergarden teacher made the class memorize how to sing it backwards. id definitely fail though. One beer and I cant walk straight.

Don't swish Listerine before a sobriety test, fool. What next, eating poppyseed bagels before a piss test? (Note for the slow: jokes)

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ehh that was kinda lame dynamic Dave. and you don't really need to be fit to pass a sobriety test.

Just do like I do and carry a cane, that way when they ask you to do manual dexterity tests you have a good excuse.

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