Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the wildest sex we'd ever had. I was on top of him and started going at it like crazy. I was close to finishing when the Mortal Kombat phrase "FINISH HIM!" popped into my head. It wasn't until I saw a weird look on his face that I realized I'd said it out loud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
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Amosatron 0
Your boyfriend is a legend!
babyyappld 7
your boyfriend is a win. if you don't marry him I will!
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Comments (292)
claytonedberg 0
lmao now that's funny
sassyangel24 0
That's like legit, Your boyfriend is the shit.
soccerrokr 0
**** you skincastselection you are a liar. all ur stories are lies. you are gonna go to hell you bad person. I acually think most fml s are fake. but **** it
danz123 7
Oh come on, you should have at least finished it. You should keep going "Ah...ah...ah..ah" then he goes "staying alive! Staying alive!" "Ah..ah.....ah....ah" "Staying alive! Staying alive!" "Ah...ah....ah...ah" "Staying aliiiiiiiihiiiive! YDI for not finishing the song. You don't deserve to have a bf that hilarious.
Sheilatakeabow 0
Seems like a pretty cool guy if you ask me.
perdix 31
Sounds like a pretty good way to tell you to calm down with the fake ****** sounds.
122333 0
damn that is funny hahahaha!
rodeochick754 4
omg thats awsome!!!
christhomas43 0
lol I'm usin that later
thisguy22 33
lmfao that's hilarious.