By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 110
You deserved it 7 723

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Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen...

This isn't a criticism of you, but it really blows my mind whenever I hear a girl talk about sex and her "first orgasm." The idea that you can get to sexual activity without ever masturbating is just crazy weird to me. Love thyself first and you won't be so dependent on jerky boys. You deserve better.

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First time jitters I guess

If those are what your jitters are like, remind me to never have sexual relations with you

So you were thinking about it @#35? 0.o

There's a tough crowd for this fml's comments, it appears

Jesus.. Babies having sex!? What has this world come to!? And I thought teenagers were bad, it's really the toddlers you gotta watch out for.

Have you realized that every comment you post gets so many negative comments that you have to tap to see it?? Maybe you should look at what your putting BEFORE you send it. Js.

How ironic, 56.

Didn't want the mood to be ruined obviously

Lol. He prolly didn't know and thought that she making those noises were annoying.

Sherlock? Is that you?

Afraid I am, Watson.

You should've just left then and there honestly..

I think that more than leaving, at that moment she just wanted to come.

Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen...

lol at least you were enjoyin it

At least he didn't just stop and ruin the moment! What are you complaining for?

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39 - We're not. It's just that "I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, DUH" is most people's go-to defence when the thumbs down start rolling in.

I have never said that I was just being sarcastic. I accept my thumbs down like a big boy. As for the OP next time just before he comes choke his ass. Let the downwards thumbs begin

just shut up. idiot.

Should have tried to tell him you were close as hard as it may have been...

It would have been worse if he suddenly shoved his dong in your mouth!

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Uhm.. No it wouldn't, they were already having consensual sex, why would that suddenly turn it to rape..?

because you can't say "no" if you've got a dick in your mouth?

Lol @ #90

Very sensitive of him!! What a fuk bag!

I reckon fuckclump sounds a little better no?

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