FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 24 August 2013 22:31 / Isle of Man - Douglas

Intimacy

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By tanekdrachonae | 19

#5642429 - Sunday 25 August 2013 03:08

Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen...

By SWC_Penguin | 17

#5642463 - Sunday 25 August 2013 03:18

This isn't a criticism of you, but it really blows my mind whenever I hear a girl talk about sex and her "first orgasm." The idea that you can get to sexual activity without ever masturbating is just crazy weird to me. Love thyself first and you won't be so dependent on jerky boys. You deserve better.

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By crisanba | 18

#5642419 - Sunday 25 August 2013 03:05

First time jitters I guess

thehumanlyhuman | 7

#5642528 - Sunday 25 August 2013 04:00

If those are what your jitters are like, remind me to never have sexual relations with you

Grayness_ | 25

#5642546 - Sunday 25 August 2013 04:11

So you were thinking about it @#35? 0.o

thehumanlyhuman | 7

#5642573 - Sunday 25 August 2013 04:25

There's a tough crowd for this fml's comments, it appears

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5642600 - Sunday 25 August 2013 04:36

Jesus.. Babies having sex!? What has this world come to!? And I thought teenagers were bad, it's really the toddlers you gotta watch out for.

Sarahandlucas | 9

#5642656 - Sunday 25 August 2013 05:20

Have you realized that every comment you post gets so many negative comments that you have to tap to see it?? Maybe you should look at what your putting BEFORE you send it. Js.

DenBriZel | 31

#5642763 - Sunday 25 August 2013 07:46

How ironic, 56.

By JE553 | 9

#5642424 - Sunday 25 August 2013 03:07

Didn't want the mood to be ruined obviously

Grayness_ | 25

#5642542 - Sunday 25 August 2013 04:08

Lol. He prolly didn't know and thought that she making those noises were annoying.

addioty | 19

#5642698 - Sunday 25 August 2013 06:03

Sherlock? Is that you?

Grayness_ | 25

#5642703 - Sunday 25 August 2013 06:13

Afraid I am, Watson.

By RealTalk0 | 7

#5642425 - Sunday 25 August 2013 03:07

You should've just left then and there honestly..

Nyx_fml | 23

#5642532 - Sunday 25 August 2013 04:03

I think that more than leaving, at that moment she just wanted to come.

By tanekdrachonae | 19

#5642429 - Sunday 25 August 2013 03:08

Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen...

By Jst4kicks | 16

#5642432 - Sunday 25 August 2013 03:09

lol at least you were enjoyin it

By jesustitts | 20

#5642437 - Sunday 25 August 2013 03:10

At least he didn't just stop and ruin the moment! What are you complaining for?

jesustitts | 20

#5642513 - Sunday 25 August 2013 03:50

Ever heard of sarcasm #18? I have self respect.

jesustitts | 20

#5642539 - Sunday 25 August 2013 04:07

It may have been a shitty comment but I was being sarcastic. Not sure why everyone on FML has to be so serious.

Zomg_Okay | 26

#5642560 - Sunday 25 August 2013 04:17

39 - We're not. It's just that "I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, DUH" is most people's go-to defence when the thumbs down start rolling in.

Rodville | 25

#5642603 - Sunday 25 August 2013 04:38

I have never said that I was just being sarcastic. I accept my thumbs down like a big boy. As for the OP next time just before he comes choke his ass. Let the downwards thumbs begin