Ice-breaker
By bye loser - 20/10/2014 09:28 - Canada - Abbotsford
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Show it anywayCould you stop with this shitty "he's a keeper" line on every damn post where they talk about a guy (or a girl) doing/saying strange things? It's getting really annoying, like that "Darude - Sandstorm" shit when you ask what's the song's name...
oh thats it? i never even understood darude sandstorm
You mean he plays soccer?
#60 he plays quidditch you dummy
#78 if you didn't know, in soccer: the goalie is also called the keeper The more you know
Someone is a crybaby. This is the internet, trolls are everywhere. Get used to it or don't go online.
Baseball bat!
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Show it anywayTell him you queefed out an african elephant.
what the ****..? maybe its a clever way of saying he has a large penis
Or maybe he's covering up for a small penis. Like if she hasn't had anything big she won't know what she's missing out on.
Who asks that on any date?
If the issue of sexuality has already been presented, well… Either way, never on a first date.
You know, it could also be that he wasn't enjoying the date and thought acting like a douche bag was better than just summing the courage to be honest. 2c
#3 Or a not clever way.
I would've responded with "well, I doubt you'd make the list anyways..." And I would've left.
Time to cut and run.
Apparently the labia minora and majora.... Possibly the taint too . Have to make this wine bottle fit ...
what cind of person asks that on the first date...
Kind* not cind, that's not even a word.
"Night Cind." - Goofy, Scary Movie 1
Right? That's way too long. That information should be known before the first date.
C is no where near k on the keyboard
What CIND of person is smart enough to spell?
sorry english is not my first language... i thought that was how it was spelled
What kind of person asks that ever?!
oh gosh he didn't spell it right, wtf ppl why give him such a hard time, chill out ppl
Well, that escalated quickly.
No shit Sherlock!
"Probably not you."
You should've said "probably not your dick"
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what the ****..? maybe its a clever way of saying he has a large penis
"Probably not you."