Ice-breaker

By bye loser - 20/10/2014 09:28 - Canada - Abbotsford

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Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML
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Same thing different taste

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what the ****..? maybe its a clever way of saying he has a large penis

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Could you stop with this shitty "he's a keeper" line on every damn post where they talk about a guy (or a girl) doing/saying strange things? It's getting really annoying, like that "Darude - Sandstorm" shit when you ask what's the song's name...

oh thats it? i never even understood darude sandstorm

#78 if you didn't know, in soccer: the goalie is also called the keeper The more you know

Someone is a crybaby. This is the internet, trolls are everywhere. Get used to it or don't go online.

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Tell him you queefed out an african elephant.

what the ****..? maybe its a clever way of saying he has a large penis

Or maybe he's covering up for a small penis. Like if she hasn't had anything big she won't know what she's missing out on.

tony1891 22

or maybe...there is no maybe. who the **** asks Someone that on a first date?

If the issue of sexuality has already been presented, well… Either way, never on a first date.

You know, it could also be that he wasn't enjoying the date and thought acting like a douche bag was better than just summing the courage to be honest. 2c

I would've responded with "well, I doubt you'd make the list anyways..." And I would've left.

orbit 22

Wait. What are we thinking about cutting here?

Apparently the labia minora and majora.... Possibly the taint too . Have to make this wine bottle fit ...

dannnngthatsux 19

No need for cutting, Astroglide and a lot of work. Just think, a baby's head has to fit through there.

what cind of person asks that on the first date...

99treee 7

People that aren't 11 like you

Kind* not cind, that's not even a word.

Right? That's way too long. That information should be known before the first date.

Allornone 35

what kind of a person doesn't know how to spell kind? I mean, I know you're only 14, but still, it's a pretty basic word. Maybe English isn't your first language. If it is, you really need to start paying a little attention in school. You are missing some important things.

killerdana 19

It was probably just a typo. Relax

Animekid126 13

Could have just hit the c by accident and didn't see it, I think he knows how to spell kind guys..

What CIND of person is smart enough to spell?

sorry english is not my first language... i thought that was how it was spelled

oh gosh he didn't spell it right, wtf ppl why give him such a hard time, chill out ppl

You should've said "probably not your dick"

aubama_fml 15