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It will probably eventually make it's way down the throat and be swallowed. I hope OP was hungry. I did have a small fly go up my nose once and it was UNGODLY insanely uncomfortable! Luckily I sneezed him out. He died.

  jem970  |  19

I remember that poem... still fucking creepy. And to asnwer the question yes he did. I slapped him. :-) thanks for asking. Just kidding!

  Codezlol  |  21

Ok OP. tickle your nose, or gently breath in ground pepper, make sure when you sneeze you breath through your mouth in and close it to get a full sneeze. Blast that mother right outta there!

  AKGirlinSD  |  20

Don't go to Alaska during summer time and ride a mountain bike. You'll be bound to have mosquitos (which is jokingly called the state's bird due to their outrageously huge size) land in your eyes, nose, and mouth. I couldn't stand it and I definitely don't miss it.

By  NickaPLZ  |  26

Doctor. Now. Get sedated or something. I wouldn't be able to deal with that. Good luck.

  TheBrochure  |  22

#17 - Have you no consideration for the consequences of letting a spider up there?! It is only logical to send in a bird to clean up that mess once it's been made.

  tacojauns  |  45

#25 If you do that you'll have to send a dog to get the cat, to get the bird, to get the spider, to get the fly but I just don't know why see snorted that fly. perhaps she'll die

  TrueTriage  |  16

A gnat, spider, bird, cat, dog, cow, Chinese restaurant. This sounds like an excellent cartoon. Something Seth Macfarlane would make. Or just cartoon movie about these animals in a folk band and Chinese restaurant being their favorite place to eat.