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It will probably eventually make it's way down the throat and be swallowed. I hope OP was hungry. I did have a small fly go up my nose once and it was UNGODLY insanely uncomfortable! Luckily I sneezed him out. He died.

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I remember that poem... still fucking creepy. And to asnwer the question yes he did. I slapped him. :-) thanks for asking. Just kidding!

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Ok OP. tickle your nose, or gently breath in ground pepper, make sure when you sneeze you breath through your mouth in and close it to get a full sneeze. Blast that mother right outta there!

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Don't go to Alaska during summer time and ride a mountain bike. You'll be bound to have mosquitos (which is jokingly called the state's bird due to their outrageously huge size) land in your eyes, nose, and mouth. I couldn't stand it and I definitely don't miss it.

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they wouldn't sedate you over this they would just send you home and tell you to suck it up "literally"

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#17 - Have you no consideration for the consequences of letting a spider up there?! It is only logical to send in a bird to clean up that mess once it's been made.

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25, that'll never work. After the cat, you'd have to send a Chinese food restaurant up there to get rid of it!

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#25 If you do that you'll have to send a dog to get the cat, to get the bird, to get the spider, to get the fly but I just don't know why see snorted that fly. perhaps she'll die

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Or, my favorite: There once was a Cajun who swallowed a gnat, why he do dat? (no offense meant, it's a real book)

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A gnat, spider, bird, cat, dog, cow, Chinese restaurant. This sounds like an excellent cartoon. Something Seth Macfarlane would make. Or just cartoon movie about these animals in a folk band and Chinese restaurant being their favorite place to eat.

buy some strong nosespray and kill that nasty thing before you get more than just the one up there! I'd be paranoid as fuck

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If you can't get it out soon, get to the doctor. Even though it will die, it will rot and cause worse problems.

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