By ColdStones - 20/10/2014 08:50 - Norway - Bergen

Today, I was skating in the city when I slipped and fractured my arm. As I was lying in pain, a guy walked up to me, frisked my pocket and took my wallet. He then said: "It's nothing personal." FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 286
You deserved it 3 436

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What an asshole... What goes around comes around

Sounds like it is personal to me. What a douche bag for taking advantage of you because you were hurt. Hopefully he'll learn soon that karma's a bitch and get what's coming to him.

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What an asshole... What goes around comes around

Yeah! Karma will get him sooner or later. Sorry OP!

11 What if it doesn't get him?

So by that logic then OP did something to deserve this too?

#34 maybe in a few days the OP will get to rob somebody, or get married to the nurse at the hospital, you never know. Personally I think all this Karma is bull, but whatever floats your boat.

Ooooh yikes that's just a bit personal

That's cold! Hope your arm feels better!

Sounds like it is personal to me. What a douche bag for taking advantage of you because you were hurt. Hopefully he'll learn soon that karma's a bitch and get what's coming to him.

Get well soon OP!

This is the part where you put on your glasses and say, "This just got personal." And go after him with new super human abilities.

But what would he be? "Broken-Arm Man"?

He'd be bad to the broken bone, #15.

Wow! Hope you get well soon! That really blows. It's too bad you had the misfortune of running into someone who was willing to do that to someone.

People have no feelings for one another! Terrible

Well I guess that's one way to mug someone? Zero effort required and you still get all the money. Gotta say it's kinda creative.

Your comment was bad and you should feel bad.

That's like saying taking candy from a baby is creative -_-

I have a warped mind. I'm imagining this guy walking around town looking for injured people and then stealing from them. It makes me chuckle a little bit, because I can see someone being fucked up enough to do that as a source of income.

You, sir, are fucked up.

Well in my mind you can take it two ways. Be outraged by it and let it bother you, when you really can't do anything about it. Or laugh at how fucked up it is and carry on.

I'm starting to like the way you think. Your thoughts are so.. real..

Taking candy from a baby is easy. The hard part is keeping them quiet so they don't scream and alert the parents that you're doing it.

#32, seems like you've had quite a bit of experience in stealing candy from babies...

I love how the jack ass commenter is getting all the likes and the realistic nice guy getting all the downs. Is that alarming to anyone though?

Bad luck reached a higher level.

Yeah it definitely will not personal when he uses your personal credit cards and takes money out of your personal bank account. Sorry OP I hope you can cancel your stuff in time and that he gets caught :/