Did he say it had to be a picture of you? Respond with a photo of a untrimmed hedge!

Send him a screenshot of a webpage explaining what a vagina is and he'll hopefully understand that you can't shave one! Or just dump the idiot. If he doesn't know what a vagina is do you really want him near yours?

Did you ask him if he shaved his? Because he sounds like a real twat.

Send a picture of a word of yes or no. Duh.

And you sent him a picture of a Maine Coon kitten. It would be adorable! What's the problem?

Still utterly flabbergasted how some 'relations' seem to be. How long are you together? He hasn't ever seen you naked?

I think he wants to see your pussy.

You’ve got to be creative. Maybe a picture of a hairy cat or one of the hairless varieties could fill the bill. Make it fun not literal

This is an old FML post...

He should know the answer to that already. Unless you haven’t had sex.