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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

67%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

29%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

12%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

24%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

61%
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

4%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

8%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

61%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

12%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

16%

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Enginsteve's favorite FMLs

Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Oli974 / Thursday 22 October 2015 13:08 / France - N?ves-parmelan

Today, after nearly 2 years, my now ex-girlfriend decided she was ready to have sex. Specifically, sex with my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pontwa - / Sunday 23 August 2015 13:45 / Australia

Today, my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked with a spaghetti bingo night, which they felt was more important. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By looking4newvenue - / Monday 23 February 2015 20:49 / United States

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By justno / Sunday 29 June 2014 00:26 / Canada - Mississauga

enginsteve

Beginner

Perfectionist

Up and coming moderator

I moderated this!

Socialite

Mobility

Checking you out

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

I like your style

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Supersize Menu

Profile completed

100 kick-ass comments

Consolation prize

It's in the can!

50 quality comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

42

Santa Claus

One more and it's business time

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

A new thumb

Censored

50 favorites

Judgmental

YDI Master

I agree, my mouse works.