By MIB thingy please... - 05/02/2015 01:21 - United States - Oregon City

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Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML
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JMichael 25

And that's when your dad when into serial killer mode.

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JMichael 25

And that's when your dad when into serial killer mode.

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bingo__O 15

He's got a very particular set of skills...

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incoherentrmblr 21

And when he find you, he will kill you...

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MilitaryPegasus 18

I mean, I've heard the outside the ****** feels pretty good on the inside of the penis.

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JayDay_123 18

You don't wanna know.

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brendejafulable 41

Such a romantic.

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mightycocoman 12

A romantic what? (don't downvote me)

JohnSapp 17

49, You were down voted for telling me not to. Don't tell me how to run my life.

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Googolman 29

"Don't downvote me." As if that would actually work.

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@62, Damn straight. Fight the power!! (And downvotewhentoldnottowith6.99$processing&handling)

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SadisticStephyy 21

That's disturbing ._.

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sweettart83 27

And telling me this would be the last way to get into my ******.

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codalicious 16

It's the last way? Implying that it could still work?

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jake_braves 25

41, I was thinking the same thing.? If that were true I'd use that line as my last resort...not. What an idiot.

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BlindlyWandering 17

Technically, what ever way works is the last way. Why would you try other ways after you have succeeded. Its like saying you found something in the last place you looked.

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Welshite 39

That boy needs a lesson in how to talk dirty.

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Dumb_dude 35

#23 I guess it was too hard for him to say in a romantic manner 'I want to feel the of the outside of my penis touch a condom as it touches the inside of your ******'.

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tbro47 23

There's a time and place for everything. The real question here is are you actually dating because if he's not your boyfriend and this was just a date then that's much too soon to start creepily whispering sexual comments within earshot of the parents.

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photographer49 22

#9 I think any time is too soon to start making sexual comments within ear shot of parents

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tbro47 23

It can be exciting under the right circumstances such as if they're nearby but if you whisper low enough they won't hear it adds that thrill of possibly getting caught. Not everyone enjoys that little spike of fear though so you really have to know the other person well. What he said though would never be considered "sexy" under any circumstance

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thisguy22 33

I can understand the thrill of getting caught being arousing with some situations, such as playing in public, etc. But involving your parents in your sex life is pretty ****** up.

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tbro47 23

Who said anything about "involving"them in their sex life. I just mentioned that they might be in the same room while sexual comments were whispered not that they'd hear and be a part of the conversation

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thisguy22 33

You're involving them by getting aroused by their presence. They do not actually have to be physically involved and yet they are still part of your foreplay.

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cappellaaa 23

hahaha sounds like you got a real winner there

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