Weird assumption

By writer4life - 17/01/2010 05:30 - United States

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Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. While cuddling on the couch, he asked me for a blow job. I refused. He said, "But I thought big girls liked doing that." FML
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emjoy 0
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That is horrifying. I hope you ended it there

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causelifehappens 0
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haha, what did you expect you met him online.

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emjoy 0
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That is horrifying. I hope you ended it there

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CokokoLa 0

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causelifehappens 0
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haha, what did you expect you met him online.

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sovietkiwi 0
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she expected to get her potato chip licked

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rudegirlmania 10

Just because you meet someone online doesn't mean that person is a weird ass PoS like OP's guy. My best friend met her husband on a language exchange website! It all boils down to the fact that there are weird people in the world and there are normal people. Also, OP really should've webcammed with him a lot before the date in order to get a better gauge of his character...

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cryssycakesx3 22

guys don't really ask for bjs via webcam.

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teentee401 36
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There could be other red flags or warning signs that she could pick up before him, ones that would suggest that he's the type to ask for a BJ and insult her weight.

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onlinegamer23 0
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2nd...:D that's why you shouldn't date online

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Jimbo2000 0

That guy is an idiot. You could do better than that

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amd3lky 0

yet u misspell is

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KailyKii 11

What has the world come to...

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teentee401 36
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The U and the I are right next to each other. It was probably just a typo. Lay off.

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preciosapachou 0
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cuz they re fat.....

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depotst 0

Cause they HAVE to.. zomg gigglz

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gecko13 0

Should have bit it off!

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acethehusky 0

yummy! cock flavor!

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jf7609 0
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shoulda punched him in the jimmy

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murphythadog 0
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maybe you should have given him a terrible bj just to disprove the the rumor

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bballchick12994 0

haha i agree with that, end that vicious rumor

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Boddmon 0
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Just because you like doing something, doesn't mean you're good at it.

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d3monc 0
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Wait, let me get this straight. Fat girls don't like sucking dick?

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whisperwars 0

I don't think anyone likes sucking dick.

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xNephilim 18
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Speak for yourself... I actually enjoy giving my boyfriend blowjobs.

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BullletProof 5
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Some people enjoy giving them, some don't, but the guy really should never pressure for it

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toomuchcrap 0
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THANK YOU finnaly someone that isn't Sex crazy, someone that knows to say no. THANK YOU

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