Sex and Intimacy: Weird assumption

Weird assumption

By writer4life - 17/01/2010 05:30 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. While cuddling on the couch, he asked me for a blow job. I refused. He said, "But I thought big girls liked doing that." FML

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By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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Pushy

By Anonymous - 05/08/2021 22:02

Today, I went on a date with my crush and I was so desperate to impress him, I talked him into a blowjob, after he turned down full sex since it was only a first date. He asked me to stop halfway through, because apparently I have bad technique, and hurt him with my teeth. He left. I’m such an idiot. FML

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By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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Ice-breaker

By bye loser - 20/10/2014 09:28 - Canada - Abbotsford

Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML

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Underperforming

By ThatIsNotIt - 24/01/2021 04:02 - United Kingdom

Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML

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No nut will do that

By Anonymous - 02/05/2023 00:00

Today, my boyfriend wanted a blowjob, shortly after we've started dating. He said to be careful because he blows a massive load. Thinking he's full of crap, I rolled my eyes and got to work. Had him going and then a massive load shot down my throat and a bunch of fire hoses sprayed out my nose. It burned so bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 13:31 - United States - Newberry

Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML

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emjoy 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:21

That is horrifying. I hope you ended it there

causelifehappens 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:38

haha, what did you expect you met him online.

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emjoy 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:21

That is horrifying. I hope you ended it there

daniel1_1 13

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:19

lol

CokokoLa 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:43

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causelifehappens 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:38

haha, what did you expect you met him online.

sovietkiwi 0

Friday 23 September 2011 6:50

she expected to get her potato chip licked

rudegirlmania 10

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:50

Just because you meet someone online doesn't mean that person is a weird ass PoS like OP's guy. My best friend met her husband on a language exchange website! It all boils down to the fact that there are weird people in the world and there are normal people. Also, OP really should've webcammed with him a lot before the date in order to get a better gauge of his character...

cryssycakesx3 22

Thursday 27 February 2014 3:41

guys don't really ask for bjs via webcam.

teentee401 36

Tuesday 19 January 2016 13:32

There could be other red flags or warning signs that she could pick up before him, ones that would suggest that he's the type to ask for a BJ and insult her weight.