By dontask - 01/10/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 826
You deserved it 4 419

Same thing different taste

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schwancy 2

Maybe on your next date he'll have explosive diarrhea.

"Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?" "I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."


takeapieandrun 9

Looks like you'll have a great future together.

i'm guessing he knew you've liked him for years and he doesn't like you.. so to finally end this crush of yours he decided to take you out on a date and purposely act gross/ridiculous/whatever to end your obsession.. you deserve it for being a creeper

lionandthelamb61 9

23, I like you're theory. Sounds like a situation straight out of My Bestfriends Girl, all she needs now is the hopeless guy friend to cough up 200 bucks to the guy and swoop in to rescue her from the date from hell.

This was obviously a male seduction ritual! so he in conclusion likes her!

caboose261 0

What a ridiculous notion. If a male wants to initiate the seduction ritual he'll just go gangsta like all the other idiots in the world and talk about how great he is at everything lol

firechildredhead 0

Oh yeah. He's a keeper alright. lol FYL

FirstBornUnicorn 0

I think you left out that his nose was bleeding so you could make your fml sound worse.

SouthSideGummi 0

lmao nice  ths is vry fake fml

Awwe what a gentleman, at least he didn't barf right on you!! Lmao :P

schwancy 2

Maybe on your next date he'll have explosive diarrhea.

firechildredhead 0
GuitarNukka520 5

haha I'd hate to see your purse

You should have got it on video and sent it to Tosh.0.