anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming!
Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML
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babybubz 0
sooooo.. because fish breathe under water.. I'm gonna assume when you 'finish' you flap around all over the place? yeah you might wanna work on that..
wtgjeremy 0
tell her she smells like one
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Comments (97)
djaeb2001 3
that sux
rawriown 0
LMFAO
demon1k 0
That's what an O face is supposed to look like bitch! *wet dick slap across the face*
llAllStarll 0
u shoulda said that she smells like fish when you finish
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
fish gasp for breathe? *shrugs* who knew?
sam411411 0
44 I know you tried to win but you failed
kawikados 0
g
cdogbeastman 0
ur just jealous u dont have a penis
Tenebrae 0
#54, you realise fish DO require oxygen, right?
Endless 0
haha that's a funny comeback :)
Blue_Black_fml 21
try "finishing" in front of a mirror to see how you actually look like, and change your style accordingly
EllyH 0
haha, I suggest you just video tape it..
jetpackzach 5
if u video taped it u could watch it over and over again and ten give it to ur boyfriend so him and his friends can watch it
canadian21 0
I tape fish sexs it's very interesting do u?
poopypants911 0
yes.
cdogbeastman 0
ur just jealous u dont hav a penis
Roflsauruz 12
# 30- It's the BOYFRIEND who looks like a fish when he "finishes"; NOT the -girlfriend-, as you were implying in your post. :B
romain1975 0
I'm sure her sex face is just awesome!!!!
therealafroninga 10
Doesn't matter.
shekezim 0
2nd! :D rawr
ringmybell_fml 0
you fail, you're 4th
ThaggleS 0
Fail! rawr?
FoxhoundEP3 0
nope, not todayyyyy ....
wtgjeremy 0
tell her she smells like one
I_am_that_guy 0
^ win
ringmybell_fml 0
fish smell like...?
hereweshallgo 0
fish smell like fish
vaebouria 0
fish smell like ******
BadPinkKitty07 0
fishies are sexy ;P
kaelynbaby 0
funky duh
kitzukitten715 0
how long have you been in the game? shame on you. you should know better than to make an ugly distorted face when enjoying one of the best pleasures in life. fyl
simonsaysYDI 8
I just lost the game.
fisheatsbear 6
you suck #50
Joey7361 0
no but seriously don't make stupid faces when you ****** so ydi, can I do your gf? she seems funny I think she'll tell me I look like Godzilla when I finish
babybubz 0
sooooo.. because fish breathe under water.. I'm gonna assume when you 'finish' you flap around all over the place? yeah you might wanna work on that..
mfmylifesrsly 29
^this.
sandra143 0
win.
kniickles 0
epic
hiphopchick7 1
win...just...win
Gstone5 0
haahah that is hillarious
Lizz7 0
My guy is like that, I see nothing wrong with it.
mudd 0
next time yall get it on just stare the whole time without makin any facial expressions at all. see if she likes that better.
babybubz 0
LOL