anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming!
Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML
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Travis
🌶️ Spicy
Power moves
Today, my wife told me that I take her breath away. However, she was talking about my large stomach hitting her while we have sex and knocking the wind out of her with every thrust. FML
cj123
United States
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
katie
🌶️ Spicy
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
lovely
Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
shopper242
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
easyontheeyes1
🌶️ Spicy
Romantic afterglow
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Anonymous
Ellicott City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
nick
Highland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice outing
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
laury
Port Elgin, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
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babybubz 0
sooooo.. because fish breathe under water.. I'm gonna assume when you 'finish' you flap around all over the place? yeah you might wanna work on that..
wtgjeremy 0
tell her she smells like one
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LRyuzaki17 0
lmao sorry dude
haralynn 0
ooooh thats funny
epicenur 2
tell her you look pregnant
randy121 0
Face it man, u need to start excercising!;)
TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0
hows that an fml? it would be an fml if you werent getting sex at all. moving on
sirhk 0
thats the "Oh Face" you know oh oh oh brownie pts if anyone knows where thats from.
Yankeepunk 0
wait after good quality sex dosnt everyone gasp for air. I mean you orgasim. and then you go back to normal. I dont know mabye im just a good lover =)
thedeadman64 0
do u???
mugiwara_fml 0
Well, the plastic bag on your head doesn't really help. :o)
classyshanny 0
that's kind of hot. just saying. bahaha.