anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm coming!
Today, my girlfriend told me I look like a fish gasping for breath when I "finish" during sex. FML
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Travis
🌶️ Spicy
Power moves
Today, my wife told me that I take her breath away. However, she was talking about my large stomach hitting her while we have sex and knocking the wind out of her with every thrust. FML
cj123
United States
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
katie
🌶️ Spicy
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
lovely
Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
shopper242
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML
easyontheeyes1
🌶️ Spicy
Romantic afterglow
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Anonymous
Ellicott City, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
nick
Highland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice outing
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
laury
Port Elgin, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
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babybubz 0
sooooo.. because fish breathe under water.. I'm gonna assume when you 'finish' you flap around all over the place? yeah you might wanna work on that..
wtgjeremy 0
tell her she smells like one
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Invioletlight 0
She saw your "O" face! GASP
JeepGC 0
lmao... ringmybell ur cute:)
Jrook 0
lmao... you seem like a tool :)
TandJHire 0
LMAO, most guys and women have funny faces when they get off so don't be so sensitive geez
amritsidhu6 0
lmao
CallMeHush 0
Next time try and look like you have done it before.
mrbuddy 0
Lots of people look like fish
vtgurlXD 0
I'm sorry, girlfriend on this site are bitches, and it sux for the guys!! but this is kinda funny!!
marierad 0
take a pic of her face when shes cuming and show her. i bet she'll shut up after that! lol
hcube 0
Haven't you fuys seen Office Space? Drew: I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
giselleluv 0
wear a mask?