First

Does she happen to have a turkey fetish?

Did you put some gravy on that turkey?

I would so hide the turkey baster!

I always see these wasted #1 comments. I never realized I would be one of them

Don't worry, you weren't. You were #2.

You're #2

Um, merry Christmas?? Haha

Did you quit her cold turkey?

HA. Cute.

#3 should've been #1.

That was punny.

You fowl baster. D.

Stop. get off. grab turkey baster. throw onto bed. say finish your self. then leave

that phrase is only used on thanksgiving

op didn't

He didn't even bother to cum

4: No it's not, not everyone lives in America, amazing as that may seem.

It wasn't literal, it was a joke, as amazing as that may seem.

Thanksgiving already?

Do not blame you. Why would she think that is sexy? Lol. Unless either of you have a food fetish..

I would make a funny comment, but your gf beat me to it.

boner killer

Should have replied, "Yeah baby I got the baster right here!"

perfect comment with face

Yea, I bet he's a real master baster!

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"