By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Scubanaut 13

Did you quit her cold turkey?

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Bwcoleman222 5

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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GirlGamer12345 22

Does she happen to have a turkey fetish?

GirlGamer12345 22

I always see these wasted #1 comments. I never realized I would be one of them

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Scubanaut 13

Did you quit her cold turkey?

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incoherentrmblr 21

#3 should've been #1.

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LCPLStewie 23

Stop. get off. grab turkey baster. throw onto bed. say finish your self. then leave

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whatwhatindayeah 11

that phrase is only used on thanksgiving

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Ki11erC 18

4: No it's not, not everyone lives in America, amazing as that may seem.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

It wasn't literal, it was a joke, as amazing as that may seem.

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shaww 28

Thanksgiving already?

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Cassmoneyyy 15

Do not blame you. Why would she think that is sexy? Lol. Unless either of you have a food fetish..

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DeadPixel4 29

I would make a funny comment, but your gf beat me to it.

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penguin_bitchez 15

boner killer

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BobRyder 24

Should have replied, "Yeah baby I got the baster right here!"

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MLardinos 14

Yea, I bet he's a real master baster!

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Bwcoleman222 5

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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