By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 657
You deserved it 8 159

Same thing different taste

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Scubanaut 13

Did you quit her cold turkey?

Bwcoleman222 5

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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Does she happen to have a turkey fetish?

Scubanaut 13

Did you quit her cold turkey?

incoherentrmblr 21

Stop. get off. grab turkey baster. throw onto bed. say finish your self. then leave

whatwhatindayeah 11

that phrase is only used on thanksgiving

4: No it's not, not everyone lives in America, amazing as that may seem.

It wasn't literal, it was a joke, as amazing as that may seem.

shaww 28
Cassmoneyyy 15

Do not blame you. Why would she think that is sexy? Lol. Unless either of you have a food fetish..

I would make a funny comment, but your gf beat me to it.

penguin_bitchez 15

Should have replied, "Yeah baby I got the baster right here!"

MLardinos 14

Yea, I bet he's a real master baster!

Bwcoleman222 5

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"