FML : Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 April 2014 20:12 / United States - Ellicott City

Intimacy

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By Scubanaut | 13

#5914703 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:16

Did you quit her cold turkey?

By Bwcoleman222 | 5

#5914719 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:20

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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By ECHOSPiiKES | 19

#5914700 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:15

First

By GirlGamer12345 | 22

#5914702 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:16

Does she happen to have a turkey fetish?

golferman72 | 16

#5914772 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:53

Did you put some gravy on that turkey?

zandalee | 19

#5914820 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 1:47

I would so hide the turkey baster!

GirlGamer12345 | 22

#5914889 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 3:32

I always see these wasted #1 comments. I never realized I would be one of them

scooterdude720 | 19

#5914913 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:04

Don't worry, you weren't. You were #2.

ttubear | 17

#5914915 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:05

You're #2

Stazza11 | 27

#5914926 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:12

Um, merry Christmas?? Haha

By Scubanaut | 13

#5914703 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:16

Did you quit her cold turkey?

maggiefox | 25

#5914871 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 3:10

HA. Cute.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5914944 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:25

#3 should've been #1.

You_Aint_Chet | 5

#5914956 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:37

That was punny.

hulopro | 16

#5915312 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 14:19

You fowl baster. D.

LCPLStewie | 23

#5918049 - Friday 18 April 2014 8:47

Stop. get off. grab turkey baster. throw onto bed. say finish your self. then leave

By whatwhatindayeah | 11

#5914707 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:17

that phrase is only used on thanksgiving

devilldogg | 5

#5914874 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 3:19

op didn't

extrasnipes | 22

#5914878 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 3:25

He didn't even bother to cum

Ki11erC | 18

#5915238 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 12:05

4: No it's not, not everyone lives in America, amazing as that may seem.

IloveToLaugh143 | 21

#5915267 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 13:43

It wasn't literal, it was a joke, as amazing as that may seem.

By shaww | 28

#5914708 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:17

Thanksgiving already?

By Cassmoneyyy | 15

#5914710 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:17

Do not blame you. Why would she think that is sexy? Lol. Unless either of you have a food fetish..

By DeadPixel4 | 29

#5914714 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:19

I would make a funny comment, but your gf beat me to it.

By penguin_bitchez | 15

#5914715 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:19

boner killer

By BobRyder | 24

#5914717 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:20

Should have replied, "Yeah baby I got the baster right here!"

JimmyHasNoHands | 7

#5915166 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 8:44

perfect comment with face

MLardinos | 14

#5915335 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 14:35

Yea, I bet he's a real master baster!

By Bwcoleman222 | 5

#5914719 - Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:20

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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