By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

Spicy
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Scubanaut 13

Did you quit her cold turkey?

Bwcoleman222 5

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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Does she happen to have a turkey fetish?

Did you put some gravy on that turkey?

I would so hide the turkey baster!

I always see these wasted #1 comments. I never realized I would be one of them

Don't worry, you weren't. You were #2.

Um, merry Christmas?? Haha

Scubanaut 13

Did you quit her cold turkey?

maggiefox 25

HA. Cute.

incoherentrmblr 21

#3 should've been #1.

You fowl baster. D.

Stop. get off. grab turkey baster. throw onto bed. say finish your self. then leave

whatwhatindayeah 11

that phrase is only used on thanksgiving

He didn't even bother to cum

4: No it's not, not everyone lives in America, amazing as that may seem.

It wasn't literal, it was a joke, as amazing as that may seem.

shaww 28

Thanksgiving already?

Cassmoneyyy 15

Do not blame you. Why would she think that is sexy? Lol. Unless either of you have a food fetish..

I would make a funny comment, but your gf beat me to it.

penguin_bitchez 15

boner killer

Should have replied, "Yeah baby I got the baster right here!"

perfect comment with face

MLardinos 14

Yea, I bet he's a real master baster!

Bwcoleman222 5

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"