Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML
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mcfaily
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he was giving pointers, how nice of him to lend a hand ;)
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virusin
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did he finger the hands? hahah get it FINGER! ohh f**k you guys u.u
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coolcat33
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nasty lil guy aren't ya? lol. yo daddy sounds funny this isn't an fml this is a great story to tell your friends you fool!.
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jhoward7
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the hands part made it hilarious
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Boygenius50
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C'mon, you know it turned you on ;)
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pedosmurf
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He shoulda been like no hands ;)
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bhangu023
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awkward
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cavalos94
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dumb
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mcfaily
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he was giving pointers, how nice of him to lend a hand ;)
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chaos753159
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puns FTW
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AliceC_fml
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uhmmm... EWW
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starbucksfan33
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I agree with 5
it's sick yo! but in the bright side, you can use this as an amazing story :]
it's sick yo! but in the bright side, you can use this as an amazing story :]
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virusin
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did he finger the hands? hahah get it FINGER! ohh f**k you guys u.u
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Rawr100
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xD
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alexblue
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For sure!
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Hotshot132
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hahaha
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martic835
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He probably did that to make sure you stay a virgin for a long time.
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tomwillkickyouin
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lol yeah
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meowx
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This is fake. It's already been posted before.