FML : Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never...

Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 January 2010 00:57 / Australia

Intimacy

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By mcfaily | 0

#777619 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:25

he was giving pointers, how nice of him to lend a hand ;)

By virusin | 0

#777648 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:53

did he finger the hands? hahah get it FINGER! ohh f**k you guys u.u

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By coolcat33 | 0

#777593 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:07

nasty lil guy aren't ya? lol. yo daddy sounds funny this isn't an fml this is a great story to tell your friends you fool!.

jhoward7 | 0

#1005015 - Monday 24 May 2010 6:40

the hands part made it hilarious

Boygenius50 | 8

#1131594 - Saturday 24 July 2010 4:22

C'mon, you know it turned you on ;)

pedosmurf | 7

#4103804 - Wednesday 29 February 2012 3:43

He shoulda been like no hands ;)

By bhangu023 | 0

#777607 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:15

awkward

By cavalos94 | 0

#777617 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:20

dumb

By mcfaily | 0

#777619 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:25

he was giving pointers, how nice of him to lend a hand ;)

chaos753159 | 4

#795046 - Sunday 24 January 2010 7:23

puns FTW

By AliceC_fml | 3

#777633 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:43

uhmmm... EWW

starbucksfan33 | 0

#852503 - Saturday 13 February 2010 18:56

I agree with 5

it's sick yo! but in the bright side, you can use this as an amazing story :]

By virusin | 0

#777648 - Saturday 16 January 2010 9:53

did he finger the hands? hahah get it FINGER! ohh f**k you guys u.u

Rawr100 | 0

#2344509 - Wednesday 13 April 2011 19:29

By alexblue | 5

#777683 - Saturday 16 January 2010 10:39

For sure!

By Hotshot132 | 0

#777696 - Saturday 16 January 2010 10:58

hahaha

By martic835 | 2

#777719 - Saturday 16 January 2010 11:30

He probably did that to make sure you stay a virgin for a long time.

tomwillkickyouin | 0

#789509 - Friday 22 January 2010 0:24

lol yeah

By meowx | 0

#777759 - Saturday 16 January 2010 12:12

This is fake. It's already been posted before.

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