By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

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Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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imustbeinsane 2

Don't ask what breed, it'll only hurt more. *cough* bulldog *cough*

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AyeTee77 18

That will probably just make her cry more.

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ambowew 7

At least she won't be able to see his face, then.

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RealChinese 7

@10 More importantly he won't see her face so it won't ruin the mood.

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amyjadee 0

And???? Take that as a complement and keep doing her.:)

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deviable 9

The question is, how good looking is this dog? Are we talking Beethoven, or lassie? I hope it's the latter for OP's sake.

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pulse18 2

I guess doggy style is out of the question..

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imustbeinsane 2

Don't ask what breed, it'll only hurt more. *cough* bulldog *cough*

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Sinamoi 18

Doesn't mean it wasn't a breed of dog at one point.

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flamerocker 9

What if the breed was a pug?

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koolkat27 13

I'm such a horrible person but I couldn't help think of katiethesinger when you said bulldog!

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ninjacutie 6

Aww man now you're making ME a bad person to! As soon as you said that I realized your exactly right. :'(

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Real_Talk21 1

things are not looking good for you in the future

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Jakesterk96 8

Turn the lights off?

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skoob 4

Anyone find it weird that a horny guy reminds her of her dog? *cough* beastyality - I know I spelled it wrong, shut it

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wikkedphuka 0

i love ur pic of kenan in goodburger haha

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ambowew 7

She needs to listen to Lonely Island. Otherwise she would have listened to the advice about putting a bag on your head. After all, it still counts.

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franticravyn 7

Doesn't matter, had sex!

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nixter5 18

Best 30 seconds of my life!

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Torva_fml 16

...and it felt soo good.

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520kzk 2

This thread made me watch that video again. FML is great advertising.

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Jays7 10

You must have one hell of a f*ck face. No, that was not a compliment in any way. Sorry, OP

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koolkat27 13

99- calm down! judging by your comment, it's pretty likely that you have some self esteem issues, so I'll just give you this little piece of advice: learn to spell correctly if your going on the Internet.

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SilverInGray 25

If you're going to correct someone, use correct grammar. It's you're*

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ohmandapants 16

Every time I see the words **** face I think of Russell Peters making his **** face. Thanks for the inadvertent chuckles #5 Your bad comment was good for something after all.

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lifesucks1234567_fml 2

104 bitch seems like u should calm yourself I didn't add any "!" to my sentences.

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amandavf1 0

Dude, when you guys have sex again, just make sure she's not looking at your face. Problem solved :)

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DKParth13 5

Obviously she is a virgin.

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Amrel 10

Alright sexpert I will be sure to tell 'em

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himoonkey 8

16 and having sex?.... Havent you seen 16 and pregnant?

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ohmandapants 16

Yes because if you have sex at 16 you will automatically get pregnant, there is absolutely no way of preventing this. You're an idiot. And ignorant.

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Sexyhotanna 8

if she looks at your face...SHE's TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!

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Hyperion11 2

I think it's cause she misses having sex with that dead dog.

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UrNotFunny 0

Actually, the most commonly spoken language in Singapore is probably English. I know it because I'm Singaporean and my family and friends all speak English.

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koolkat27 13

I've seen this girl on FML before... there really is no excuse for this level of idiot.

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line7 1

Eh. Singaporeans are fluent in English.

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btown99909 0

but I cried the whole time!

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Torva_fml 16

More like blue balls..... Can't finish when your partner is crying.

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