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Doggy style!
That will probably just make her cry more.
At least she won't be able to see his face, then.
@10 More importantly he won't see her face so it won't ruin the mood.
And???? Take that as a complement and keep doing her.:)
The question is, how good looking is this dog? Are we talking Beethoven, or lassie? I hope it's the latter for OP's sake.
Shit on the bed.
I guess doggy style is out of the question..
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
Just had sex reference=win
Don't ask what breed, it'll only hurt more. *cough* bulldog *cough*
I thought it was a dead dog?
Hahah that's genius!
Look up **** and you'll see
Aww man now you're making ME a bad person to! As soon as you said that I realized your exactly right. :'(
96, peas and corn?
things are not looking good for you in the future
Anyone find it weird that a horny guy reminds her of her dog? *cough* beastyality - I know I spelled it wrong, shut it
She needs to listen to Lonely Island. Otherwise she would have listened to the advice about putting a bag on your head. After all, it still counts.
I see what you did there! :D
You must have one hell of a f*ck face. No, that was not a compliment in any way. Sorry, OP
I gurantee ur face looks like a pig so stfu
Every time I see the words **** face I think of Russell Peters making his **** face. Thanks for the inadvertent chuckles #5 Your bad comment was good for something after all.
104 bitch seems like u should calm yourself I didn't add any "!" to my sentences.
Dude, when you guys have sex again, just make sure she's not looking at your face. Problem solved :)
Well that's romantic
Alright sexpert I will be sure to tell 'em
Well I'm 18, therefore wiser
16 and having sex?.... Havent you seen 16 and pregnant?
Yes because if you have sex at 16 you will automatically get pregnant, there is absolutely no way of preventing this. You're an idiot. And ignorant.
if she looks at your face...SHE's TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!
I think it's cause she misses having sex with that dead dog.
Something used to be not right.
And the confusion sets in.
Something must not be right*???
Actually, the most commonly spoken language in Singapore is probably English. I know it because I'm Singaporean and my family and friends all speak English.
Eh. Singaporeans are fluent in English.
doesn't matter, had sex
I think she might have been a racist
Best 30 seconds of my life.
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Doggy style!
Don't ask what breed, it'll only hurt more. *cough* bulldog *cough*