By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands
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Don't ask what breed, it'll only hurt more. *cough* bulldog *cough*
She needs to listen to Lonely Island. Otherwise she would have listened to the advice about putting a bag on your head. After all, it still counts.
You must have one hell of a f*ck face. No, that was not a compliment in any way. Sorry, OP
Dude, when you guys have sex again, just make sure she's not looking at your face. Problem solved :)