Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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ThomasAZ
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Doggy style!
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imustbeinsane
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Don't ask what breed, it'll only hurt more. *cough* bulldog *cough*
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ThomasAZ
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Doggy style!
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AyeTee77
| 18
That will probably just make her cry more.
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ambowew
| 7
At least she won't be able to see his face, then.
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RealChinese
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@10 More importantly he won't see her face so it won't ruin the mood.
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amyjadee
| 0
And???? Take that as a complement and keep doing her.:)
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deviable
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The question is, how good looking is this dog? Are we talking Beethoven, or lassie? I hope it's the latter for OP's sake.
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hannahcorrine
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Paper bags?
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Evan2297
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Shit on the bed.
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DKParth13
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^No.
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pulse18
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I guess doggy style is out of the question..
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SokDek
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Doesn't matter. Had sex.
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DeOilers
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Just had sex reference=win
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imustbeinsane
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Don't ask what breed, it'll only hurt more. *cough* bulldog *cough*
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max_wilder
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I thought it was a dead dog?
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Sinamoi
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Doesn't mean it wasn't a breed of dog at one point.
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BSwag40
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Hahah that's genius!
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dsbs
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Wats sex?
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death_dolphin24
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Look up Porn and you'll see
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flamerocker
| 9
What if the breed was a pug?
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koolkat27
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I'm such a horrible person but I couldn't help think of katiethesinger when you said bulldog!
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ninjacutie
| 6
Aww man now you're making ME a bad person to! As soon as you said that I realized your exactly right. :'(
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
96, peas and corn?
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Real_Talk21
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things are not looking good for you in the future
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Jakesterk96
| 8
Turn the lights off?
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skoob
| 4
Anyone find it weird that a horny guy reminds her of her dog? *cough* beastyality - I know I spelled it wrong, shut it
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wikkedphuka
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i love ur pic of kenan in goodburger haha
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ambowew
| 7
She needs to listen to Lonely Island.
Otherwise she would have listened to the advice about putting a bag on your head.
After all, it still counts.
Otherwise she would have listened to the advice about putting a bag on your head.
After all, it still counts.
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franticravyn
| 7
Doesn't matter, had sex!
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nixter5
| 18
Best 30 seconds of my life!
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Torva_fml
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...and it felt soo good.
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fenixtorador1
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I see what you did there! :D
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520kzk
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This thread made me watch that video again. FML is great advertising.
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XCiT
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She put a bag on my face
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Jays7
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You must have one hell of a f*ck face.
No, that was not a compliment in any way.
Sorry, OP
No, that was not a compliment in any way.
Sorry, OP
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I gurantee ur face looks like a pig so stfu
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koolkat27
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99- calm down! judging by your comment, it's pretty likely that you have some self esteem issues, so I'll just give you this little piece of advice: learn to spell correctly if your going on the Internet.
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SilverInGray
| 25
If you're going to correct someone, use correct grammar. It's you're*
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ohmandapants
| 16
Every time I see the words fuck face I think of Russell Peters making his fuck face. Thanks for the inadvertent chuckles #5
Your bad comment was good for something after all.
Your bad comment was good for something after all.
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104 bitch seems like u should calm yourself I didn't add any "!" to my sentences.
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amandavf1
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Dude, when you guys have sex again, just make sure she's not looking at your face. Problem solved :)
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unluckiestperson_fml
| 14
Well that's romantic
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DKParth13
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Obviously she is a virgin.
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Amrel
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Alright sexpert I will be sure to tell 'em
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amandavf1
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In 16 lol
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unluckiestperson_fml
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Well I'm 18, therefore wiser
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himoonkey
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16 and having sex?.... Havent you seen 16 and pregnant?
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ohmandapants
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Yes because if you have sex at 16 you will automatically get pregnant, there is absolutely no way of preventing this. You're an idiot. And ignorant.
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Sexyhotanna
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if she looks at your face...SHE's TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!
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Hyperion11
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I think it's cause she misses having sex with that dead dog.
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ScarletBloom
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Something used to be not right.
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Androidz
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What the hell?
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EvilLilCupcake
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And the confusion sets in.
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Amrel
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Something must not be right*???
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UrNotFunny
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Actually, the most commonly spoken language in Singapore is probably English. I know it because I'm Singaporean and my family and friends all speak English.
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koolkat27
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I've seen this girl on FML before... there really is no excuse for this level of idiot.
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line7
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Eh. Singaporeans are fluent in English.
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xstream
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doesn't matter, had sex
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btown99909
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but I cried the whole time!
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Torva_fml
| 16
More like blue balls..... Can't finish when your partner is crying.
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manicethemage
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I think she might have been a racist
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night_ryder13
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Still counts!
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FuzzyMittens
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Best 30 seconds of my life.
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muzy
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Now that"s an insult if ever I've heard one !
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GVirdi
| 11
O rly?
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muzy
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ya rly -_-