Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, I went to a friend's house and was so excited to try her fancy bathroom with a “smart toilet.” The toilet had a “sensitive” bidet feature, and when I tried to stand up, it somehow thought I was still sitting and started spraying repeatedly. I just froze while standing, as it repeatedly splashed water on my ass. FML
Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing their toilets, and my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floors to the building, with twenty units on each. FML
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Top comments
Overseer211 1
Maybe you should buy a proper vageenus pleaser.
namyo 13
That must have been a heated session
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Comments (200)
perdix 31
*In my best Jim Gaffigan voice:* Hot Pocket!
BradTheBrony 19
More like twat pocket! Hey-oh! Wait, but then there isn't something to emphasize the heat... hot twat-cket? No, too shitty. Well, ****. Sorry, perdix, there is absolutely no way I can turn this funny.
jasjnn 4
Apply cool water to the area of the burn....try to control yourself though >__>
mosquito19 14
thats what you get for wasting water
perdix 31
What she was doing seems like a fine investment in water resource usage.
klx125cross 9
Why would you do that?
coolbrony12 3
Your nasty.
laden_swallow09 35
Her nasty what?
xrudeboyrock 29
It made me uncomfortable that you felt the need to add 'yet again.'
murphdarkly 13
That sucks OP. it's ashamed these people do not understand that a large amount of women use shower heads for this. It was really inconsiderate for your family/roommates to flush knowing the shower is going, and that flushing causes a serious issue, which they should be able to here and be aware of living in the same house.
alexxandrrrra 1
How do you even "get it on" with a shower head.......?
SunTzu2 9
Har har har... He was just flushing after coming! Oh... Nearly forgot to say I'm sorry for you;-((
SunTzu2 9
Har Har har
HotPotat0 8
Shower head? Seriously? That's just sad. I guess you would do anything for an ******. B.t.c.
kingishaqkhan 4
I totally agree with that