Intimacy: Steamy

Steamy

By Hotdamn - 21/03/2016 04:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML

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You deserved it 3 185

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Heat of passion

By owl + bungee cord - 07/01/2014 20:38 - United States - Herndon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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You deserved it 10 056

By hunchback of notre bite - 09/08/2013 22:23 - Korea, Republic of

Today, I was in the shower with my boyfriend, and things started to get heated. That's where it all went to hell; I slipped and fell, bringing down with me the curtain and grooming products, and putting my back out. There goes my sex life. FML

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You deserved it 7 420

By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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You deserved it 3 263

Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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You deserved it 4 241

Oh hi!

By showerstupid - 04/04/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML

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You deserved it 44 832

One nation, under rod

By LaLa - 20/09/2019 22:00

Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML

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You deserved it 213

Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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You deserved it 6 071

By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

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You deserved it 3 739

Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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You deserved it 203

Crash

By Anonymous - 29/05/2019 20:00

Today, my girlfriend and I tried to have sex in the shower. While trying to support her weight, as we got into things, I slipped backwards on the wet floor and fell through the Pyrex side of the shower, with her crashing down on me. I now have bits of Pyrex in my back and have to replace the shower side. FML

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You deserved it 865

8313girl 28

Monday 21 March 2016 19:11

Ooh sorry OP. That's why they call it slippery when wet. Hope you feel better.

shadowdragon0820 20

Monday 21 March 2016 19:16

Talk about a mood killer

Comments

8313girl 28

Monday 21 March 2016 19:11

Ooh sorry OP. That's why they call it slippery when wet. Hope you feel better.

anyagrande 31

Tuesday 22 March 2016 7:37

Yes never have shower sex 99% of the time you'll end up in the ER

UserError94 18

Tuesday 22 March 2016 7:47

But it's all about the 99% reeeeeeeER

shadowdragon0820 20

Monday 21 March 2016 19:16

Talk about a mood killer

DomsterDC 16

Tuesday 22 March 2016 16:08

OP will need some pain killers after that fall...

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 21 March 2016 19:20

On the bright side, at least you didn't grab your girlfriend as you fell and bring her down with you. Did she immediately rush to your aid and check if you were ok? If so, marry her!

pipeline101 6

Monday 21 March 2016 23:34

No marry her if she fell down laughing

allforfun 23

Monday 21 March 2016 19:24

Sorry you wrecked like that. I've slipped in the shower before while getting it on and it's no fun. I gave it up after hurting my knee lol.

tin_cup 27

Monday 21 March 2016 19:24

Did you guys finish?

b5b0n36 27

Monday 21 March 2016 21:14

asking the real questions

StetsonSalvatore 12

Monday 21 March 2016 19:25

That's the kind of shit to kill people lol Sorry OP! Hope you weren't hurt too badly.

senor_octubre 24

Monday 21 March 2016 19:25

You know what you need? A ducky mat for your shower that way you won't slip when you're getting hot and steamy. Your girlfriend will be so impressed by your caution it'll be a guaranteed 300% boost of hot and steamy times in the shower.