Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, I went to a friend's house and was so excited to try her fancy bathroom with a “smart toilet.” The toilet had a “sensitive” bidet feature, and when I tried to stand up, it somehow thought I was still sitting and started spraying repeatedly. I just froze while standing, as it repeatedly splashed water on my ass. FML
Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing their toilets, and my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floors to the building, with twenty units on each. FML
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Top comments
Overseer211 1
Maybe you should buy a proper vageenus pleaser.
namyo 13
That must have been a heated session
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Comments (200)
redtigerlily 5
Shower masturbation is perfect, it's free and feels amazing. Yeah she can get a sex toy but how will she be able to use it when people are in the house? A shower drowns out any you make, and no one will embarrassingly stumble into the bathroom.
BoratSagdiyev 2
Pics or it didn't happen.
daytoday21 10
I'm sorry people- she deserves it for masturbating? Many women enjoy the feel of showerheads, nothing weird or gross about it. Get a life.
iwadasn 33
She deserves it because she uses a showerhead in a shower that she apparently shares with others, since she clearly doesn't live alone. She should buy something that's just for her instead of using communal objects.
koolkat27 13
153- Women don't actually insert the shower head into the ******, the water coming out from it is directed towards the ********. The shower head never actually touches the ******. It really isn't gross.
beachya 1
A shower head is a wonderful toy... And it never runs out of batteries and is much cheaper! ;-)
blackvyper 8
Get a man you moron!
TheQueenLala 6
Stop wasting water n buy a *****. Btw u could get serious infections that way, which I bet would b even worse then that burn
zandalee 20
How the hell could she get an infection from a warm stream of water pray tell?
N1GHTS 12
Perhaps you should find a real man.
melrose90210 10
Get a vibrator. How is everyone supposed to cater their bathroom needs to your masturbation sessions?
5t3ff1k4h 47
That's beside the point. Masturbating in the shower aside, it's likely people knew OP was in the shower and shouldn't have flushed until she was out. Scalding water hurts everywhere, not just on your crotch.
MissMae93 23
146 - Not with the price of water these days!
kitkattgirl 2
OP, ignore these harsh comments. Showerheads are easily accessible compared to having to buy toys or dating someone you trust. I don't see anything wrong with that. I hope you're ok. That sounds horrible - burning your private parts. And to everyone else...there's an obvious clue that other people are in the house. So, what good would a toy do when everyone can hear it buzzing away or hear...other noises...