Call the waaaambulance!

By boiled ladybits - 25/06/2020 14:02

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Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 934
You deserved it 471

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Bro dont be embarrassed to go get help. there could be damage done depending on how hot the water was, but if you dont want to go use some aloe juices on the burned area. If its blistering then please go to the ER.

you should definitely go to ER or urgent care you don't want severe burns down there

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Bro dont be embarrassed to go get help. there could be damage done depending on how hot the water was, but if you dont want to go use some aloe juices on the burned area. If its blistering then please go to the ER.

you should definitely go to ER or urgent care you don't want severe burns down there

Just stay home and put some horseradish sauce on that hot roast beef. You'll be delicious.

Damn how freaking old is your house? Pretty much any shower valve built in the last few decades have an anti-scald valve that prevents this.

What the hell? I hope you went to the ER after all! You didn't need to admit you were getting off, just that you were rinsing, and the timing was really bad.

Go to the ER. I think this is one of the least shocking things the doctors there see during their shifts.

It would be more embarrassing to need treatment and not get it due to being worried about being embarrassed.

That is just horrible. Your family member should have been aware you were in the shower.