Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, I went to a friend's house and was so excited to try her fancy bathroom with a “smart toilet.” The toilet had a “sensitive” bidet feature, and when I tried to stand up, it somehow thought I was still sitting and started spraying repeatedly. I just froze while standing, as it repeatedly splashed water on my ass. FML
Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing their toilets, and my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floors to the building, with twenty units on each. FML
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Top comments
Overseer211 1
Maybe you should buy a proper vageenus pleaser.
namyo 13
That must have been a heated session
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Comments (200)
CherryLipBalm 1
Ouch:/
SarMarJo 17
But it sure made you "hot", right OP? ;)
Tuesdaythe10th 11
BrSteamy romance story right here
JocelynKaulitz 28
Maybe he was just trying to heat up the oven?
GothicAngel17 24
*She
deBlobX 12
Yea it might be time to upgrade that ol' water system
xcarxcrashx 9
Well did you warn the people downstairs that you would be getting it on with the shower head?
boxbrandon11 20
Next time warn people when your doing that so they know not to flush :)
LiterOfCola 16
Why comment ouch?
Xephyr 1
Still a better love story than Twilight.
koolkat27 13
179- That comment has been overused so many times, but I hate Twilight so much that your comment is worthy of a thumbs up.
Overseer211 1
Maybe you should buy a proper vageenus pleaser.
IscoreOnU 19
I couldn't help but think of American Reunion with this FML.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe OP should just herself a man. (I mean that politely, not snide)
jillybee101 7
YDI for being stupid. Maybe you can learn from this.
MissMae93 23
"Vageenus"? Sounds like some horrible cross-breed between the male and female genitalia.
Inheritance 10
'vageenus' reminds me of the movie Teeth. Is it just me, or?
madgrinchhatter 12
"I haven't even jerked off since Easter!!" Great bad movie
kennaem1 11
"Vagenus" reminds my of "diabetuss"
Drigr 9
****** dentata!
DjeePee 25
I've heard that the pressure of the water on the ******** pleasures just fine.
spekledworf 18
Vageenus sounds more like it could be the next pokemon
Myo_fml 20
It's quite a beautiful thing.
bubbiebear 7
Hilarious!
RacistPancake 6
117- I thought of Vageta.
xpaulatanx 10
125 - "Vageenus, I choose you!" *dies laughing*
Lunantic 6
58 - Why does it have to be a man?
Insanemf18 12
You spelled his name wrong
EmDizzle2007 28
she wasn't doing anything that thousands of women don't do regularly. was just bad luck.
kakarot2 11
It's quite alright OP, I like my vag baked instead of fried. :)
xlord 27
vaginas can smoke weed?
aperfectxdeath 3
Don't you mean steamed and or boiled?
kakarot2 11
Well, now that you mention it I think I did use the wrong terminology here. But baked is nice too!
zandalee 20
Umm. No it's not!
p3mguin 7
Shakin but not stirred...
DespairFaction 11
16 they sure can.
namyo 13
That must have been a heated session
a_commenter 3
ba-dum tss!
kemando 22
Ba-dum-tssssssssizzling my privates.
fuzz97 23
With all due respect, 28, you are trying a little too hard
MissMae93 23
4 - Right after I read this the "Yeaaaaaah" from the beginning of CSI:Miami (along with Heratio and his sunglasses) popped into mind. Thank you :)
EduJav321 24
Talk about getting steamy
HerroMaylaHerro 6
Burn
ASD_K 11
Icy what you did there.
ASD_K 11
Icy what you did there.
ASD_K 11
The app lagged up and duplicated my comment, sorry >.
FYLminerocks 7
I think there is an FML just like this...
MetalxSoldier 26
I guess unlike the rest of us, you don't like hot, steamy sex.
PrincessPesa 20
Some kinds of burning love don't 'hurt so good'.
Malevolent_Bunny 0
Thank you, I'm now unable to breathe properly due to laughter. Thank you to the OP as well, you're brave to admit to this kind of pain. Maybe you could start with a slow boil in future and letthe heat build?
allie2590 31
Have you considered that maybe the person did that because they ********** with the shower head too and didn't want to share it anymore? No? Well you're considering it now. Enjoy.
TehParteh 9
or maybe they were tired of showering under a shower head that is used as a vibrator
onlychildFTW 34
That's gross OP. others have to use that shower and they're using a shower head that's probably got stuff all over it. Go out and buy a vibrator OP. problem solved. No need to worry about getting scalded anymore either. And it vibrates!
moova 3
Ever thought of buying a vibrator?
phatdaddy62 23
Some women really like the showerhead though.
imavelociraptor 6
Or... If she doesn't believe in waiting till marraige.... Idk a boyfriend maybe...
ChristineAnn58 8
Shower head works fine. It's free if you have one in your house and a vibrator is stupid expensive.
little_one 20
You CAN get vibrators for only $10, but if you want one that has a bazillion speed settings, rotating bead things, and maybe a dolphin attached to it then you could spend $100 still not that bad if you like it and have it for a long time. Added bonus... you can't burn your vag with that.
jizzwold 21
Why has no one mentioned that op could be a minor. Teenage girls ********** too and it wouldn't be that easy for her to get a vibrator and then she'd have to go through the trouble of hiding it and stuff.
KiddNYC1O 22
Shit, they were handing out free ones a few weeks ago here in NYC...
JustKittyKat 24
Perhaps your "boyfriend", Mr. Drizzles, and you were getting a little too heated? ;)
xBabySushii 3
Yep, they're the idiot.
pinkdisco 3
Haha yeah, how dare they flush the toilet eh? Really hope that's not a shared shower...
simonsaysYDI 8
Err... if someone is showering, you don't flush the toilet when you know it ***** with the water temperature. if you do that in my house the water goes frigid and you get punched in the head for being an idiotic asshole. You either tell them you have to go so they know to avoid the water in a few minutes or ask them to hurry and hold it for a bit. So yeah, OP is kind of an idiot, and so is the rude person who flushed.
zuzupetalsYO 11
99-Did you really learn how to not be rude by getting punched in the head?
jizzwold 21
132- is there any other way?