By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Cheltenham
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
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  yoyoforpeace  |  14

I usually let it run and adjust it to the perfect temperature before hopping in. Even if you turn it off then on you should always wait a second! Lesson learned OP

  sens3sfailing  |  24

Wait, is somebody pleasuring her in her dreams whilst she sleeps in the shower in a completely conscious state? I gotta say, your comment was thoroughly all over the place.

  cgchamp89  |  7

Hmm... Context clues tell me the water was "scalding hot", and it was pointed directly at her genitals. Try this, and let me know if it burns. I'm going to take a shot in the dark and say she was, in fact, burned.

  geko911  |  22

Some people have to pay for their water consumption so I don't know if that's OP's case but if it is that could be a reason. Some other people have what you might call eco-consciousness where they wish to diminish their impact on our eco-system. I hope that opens your eyes a lot more and will help you think before posting such idiotic comments again.

OP at least now you know of that peculiar particularity your shower has. Quite strange though that you never noticed it before.

Anyhow I hope you didn't burn your genitals OP and be careful next time!


25 - you can easily do both. I own a sort of bassin which i put in the shower (mine takes ages to heat). this way i dont lose any water and i dont have to take a cold shower. the water in the bassin can then be used to cook etc.

  poccocurantes  |  7

I think the explanation that he is looking for and probably the simplest is she suddenly got an urge to pleasure herself and turned the water back on. You don't have to be a forensic masturbator to figure that one out.

BTW my I phone actually recognizes the word masturbator.


haha no i dont cook with my recycled water :) i use it indeed to water plants or to cook it to put in hot water bottles, use it for the radiator etc. not to cook food with :) i wrote that comment half asleep, i see how it can be misunderstood. i onlu wanted to proof to 25 that you can be eco friendly without having to do things like taking cold showers :)

  geko911  |  22

When did I ever talk about cold showers? I only said some people might want to turn the water off while soaping and back on to rinse... The water thus stays hot and none of it is wasted!

I also wrote my first comment drunk shitless at 4am (I think..) and still wonder how I managed to be such an ass! It wasn't meant to be so mean!
*takes stick out of ass*

  cristy91  |  33

39- it depends on how hard the water is. Some people like it to feel like a broken dam wreaking havoc on their sensitive bits while others prefer a gentle trickle tickling and teasing, and many more prefer something between.