klx125cross

About Klx125cross

Well hello, my name is jonathan or john which eva uz prefer. MUSIC IS MY LIFE! I am a normal teenager In An over populated world, I play punk bass and am currently in search of a guitarist, if u play hits me up! I have a healthy obsession with the band blink-182 hints my profile pic!!(hot I know) and am currently single, a christion and like to party and have fun!! If your like me send me an email cuz I use the app. Email: [email protected] Text:7048835443 Btw if you r a blink fan please talk to me! And if you hate them........ GO DIE! CAM NEWTON IS MY ABSOLUTE SPORTS HERO:) Other music I'm into: Jason derulo, flo rida, one republic, some Taylor swift, lil Wayne, im preatty much open when it comes to music, only thing I cant stand is most all country with the exemption of taylor! :) and btw I'm nice to everyone except you metal/scremo emo people! Don't talk to me if you like that BS People I like on here starman02

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I agree, my mouse works.
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100 kick-ass comments
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YDI Master
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Klx125cross's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

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By Kaboom - / Tuesday 21 April 2009 12:52 / Canada

Today, I went to a store. I was wearing a shirt that I'd bought from the very same store, and was accused of stealing. When I tried explaining, the manager said I was lying because I'm a teenager and "all teenagers are full of shit." FML

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By PapaMoti / Thursday 15 August 2013 08:04 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend's family, and he was saying how well his driving lessons are going. During this conversation his mum told him to "stop blowing your own trumpet." He replied, "If I could do that, I wouldn't need Anna." His dad gave him a high-five. FML

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By NoMoreTrumpetBlowing - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 16:22 / United Kingdom

Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML

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