Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML
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Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
Today, I discovered that if I turn my shower off for a minute, then back on again, the water comes out scalding hot. I discovered that while the showerhead was pointed directly at my genitals. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I was in the shower having a little fun with the detachable shower head. I didn’t know anyone else was home until I heard a toilet flush and scalding hot water flooded my cooch. I think I need to go to the ER, but I’m too embarrassed to ask for a ride there. I can’t walk or sit properly. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and steamy in the shower, until I slipped and fell backwards into the shower curtain, which caused me to hit the back of my head on the toilet seat, and the bar of the shower curtain to land on my throat. FML
Today, I went to a friend's house and was so excited to try her fancy bathroom with a “smart toilet.” The toilet had a “sensitive” bidet feature, and when I tried to stand up, it somehow thought I was still sitting and started spraying repeatedly. I just froze while standing, as it repeatedly splashed water on my ass. FML
Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing their toilets, and my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floors to the building, with twenty units on each. FML
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Overseer211 1
Maybe you should buy a proper vageenus pleaser.
namyo 13
That must have been a heated session
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jarockstar27 10
Have you ever heard of a vibrator?
heythere9192 0
Okay IM re one who postedthis fml. So let me clear a few things up for you harsh commentators. 1. The shower head itself never touched anything by my hand. Only a complete idiot would think I would use a shared shower head and INSERT IT. not only because it's shared, but because how the eff would that work? Shower was are kida fricking big. 2. The fml I actually posted was completely different. I never said "yet again" in that one because that part is just too much info. Not to mention, it's nit a regular occurrence. I have no idea who moderated it and actually posted it, but its not at all what i posted. What I actually posted was: "today I was "pleasuring myself" with the shower head. About halfway through, someone decided to flush the toilet in our other bathroom, sending scalding water all up in my lady parts. I have yet to find a comfortable sitting position." so YES, it was in my own house that someone flushed the toilet so yes knew I was in the shower. 3. vibrators are god awful expensive. Why would I spend a ton of money on something that I always have to make sure I clean afterwards, purchase batteries for, and make sure I can hide in a proper place where no one will find it, when I can just use the water pressure from the comfort if my own bathroom where no one will discover it or hear me (not that I make any noise anyway). 4. You say it's a waste of water, but once you feel it, you'll change your mind. Trust me. And infections from getting WATER in your vaginal canal? I've never ever had a problem. And to those who say I need a bf, maybe I don't want sex. I just want to satisfy an occasional urge. And te cheap, private way I decide to do it is not te point of this fml. Nor is it your duty to discourage.
vetgrl 2
No one deserves to be burnt anywhere during a shower. So you don't deserve that. But you shouldn't need to do that in the shower.
heythere9192 0
Okay IM re one who postedthis fml. So let me clear a few things up for you harsh commentators. 1. The shower head itself never touched anything by my hand. Only a complete idiot would think I would use a shared shower head and INSERT IT. not only because it's shared, but because how the eff would that work? Shower was are kida fricking big. 2. The fml I actually posted was completely different. I never said "yet again" in that one because that part is just too much info. Not to mention, it's nit a regular occurrence. I have no idea who moderated it and actually posted it, but its not at all what i posted. What I actually posted was: "today I was "pleasuring myself" with the shower head. About halfway through, someone decided to flush the toilet in our other bathroom, sending scalding water all up in my lady parts. I have yet to find a comfortable sitting position." so YES, it was in my own house that someone flushed the toilet so yes knew I was in the shower. 3. vibrators are god awful expensive. Why would I spend a ton of money on something that I always have to make sure I clean afterwards, purchase batteries for, and make sure I can hide in a proper place where no one will find it, when I can just use the water pressure from the comfort if my own bathroom where no one will discover it or hear me (not that I make any noise anyway). 4. You say it's a waste of water, but once you feel it, you'll change your mind. Trust me. And infections from getting WATER in your vaginal canal? I've never ever had a problem. And to those who say I need a bf, maybe I don't want sex. I just want to satisfy an occasional urge. And te cheap, private way I decide to do it is not te point of this fml. Nor is it your duty to discourage.
MishaMash 9
Sorry, OP. Maybe they didn't know you were in the shower?
lizzy9147 10
I don't think it's their fault they try flushed the toilet and it hit ur privates going to the bathroom is a lot more important than masturbating
ginger196 14
God! Other people use that shower!
SolomonGrunty 8
Yes, it is indeed 100% their fault for not knowing that you were pleasuring yourself in the shower. Makes perfect sense to me.
sam_teddy 2
Ouch, I hope OP is feeling better