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Well either you're a whore or your boyfriend is an asshole. Maybe even both. FYL indeed.

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I think he was joking, but I think a few people will find it funny, simply because it is a joke. I for one laughed but I have a warped sense of humour!

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45- If you have even the slightest of brain you'd realize that 3 condoms would do you no good. Ad your joke wasn't the least bit funny.

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45-what the heck is wrong with you? Punching your girlfriend in the ovary? People just keep getting dumber PS multiple condoms have a tendency to break more often than just one would.

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26 wasn't saying that he should gut punch the girl. He was saying accept that you have a child and take it like a punch in the gut.

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Okay, I'm all down for jokes and usually I'm not very serious, but punching a girl in the stomach is not something to joke about. I was in that situation once and they caught it on camera and the guy who did it is sitting his ass in jail now. Not funny at all. I take that personally.

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If my girlfriend told me she was prego I would not care if it's a boy or girl as long as it was black so I can go back to being selfish.

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What a dirt bag. This is both an FML and a YDI. There must have been signs pointing out how big of a dirt bag he was prior to sex

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Well, 16 claimed anyone who had a relationship with an idiot was also an idiot, and most people have had relationships with idiotic people at some point of their lives, which would make most of the world idiotic. I'm probably just over analyzing here but it's 5 AM here and it's making sense to me as of now.

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Well, it's not just about having a relationship with an idiot. Given that they had unprotected sex with each other it's fair to say that they were both being idiots. Still genetics being what they are: while their phenotypes would belong to the idiot category, their genotype might not (exclusively). Which would point to idiocy being dominant, and leave the child with a 25% chance of being born with two sets of non-idiot genes. However if both gene sets are equally likely to become active, then

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#88, nice discussion, but you omitted the part whether either or both parent was homogeneous idiot or heterogeneous idiot. This would complicate the Punnett Square. Of course, I'm waiting for the trend to take hold where women want to procreate with really smart guys. I'd go down to the bar with my SAT scores dangling out of my pants and, bada-bing, bada-boom!

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That's probably what the ex tried when he left her alone with a child. He might think his story is true.

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73- If you like someones comment, there is a thumbs up button. if you love it, you can create a new account and thumbs it up again. I'm not meaning to make you feel bad, I'm just tired of the useless comments.

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I don't think you should, if you get sarcasm right, not very often do you see sarcasm done right or made obvious on here apart from the big commentators. I think it's a case of people not stopping to think about what he/she has said and joining in on the thumbs down.

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I don't think she cheated. I think it's just her boyfriend trying to make up an excuse as to why it's not his child even though there's proof that he CAN have kids.

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