By p - 28/08/2012 20:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the exam, without thinking, I told him I liked his hair. Turns out bald people don't like that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 469
You deserved it 27 786

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perdix 29

Tell him you meant his nose hair.

CherryLipBalm 1

"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"

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To make up for it you should buy him a subscription to the hair club for men!

Or a really pretty wig.

theannak 7

Just tell him you admire a bald man. The more awkward you make it, the more hurt his feelings will be.

WeAreAHurricane 14

Yes. Because admiring bald heads isn't awkward at all!

She wants higher marks not seduction

Well that's just stupid.

CherryLipBalm 1

"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"

SystemofaBlink41 27

27- it's not bald! It's... thinning!

CherryLipBalm 1

"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"

pinkpixie06 11

Did you still pass? You should pass or fail based on your ability, not personality.

perdix 29

Tell him you meant his nose hair.

Or ear hair...

Wiringify 22

Or... nevermind.

You must have been extremely nervous to compliment something about him that doesn't even exist.

Every time I read FMLs like this, I wish there was a "You're an idiot" button. "You deserved it" just doesn't seem to cut it...

Mister_Triangle 21

That's what the comments are for!

Maybe don't try and weasel extra marks next time? If he had actually given you a couple more marks because he thought you were nice would you really feel good about yourself and proud of your overall mark?

I agree, it's a piano exam, he's examining you on your skill to play piano not be nice or charismatic!