Miscellaneous: Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was,...

By p - 28/08/2012 20:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the exam, without thinking, I told him I liked his hair. Turns out bald people don't like that. FML

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You deserved it 27 834

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 11:01 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I had a piano exam, for which I'd worked hard. I went in, and the examiner asked me to play some scales. I was so nervous, I played 3 octaves and then realised I'd ran out of space. I might have then said, "FUCK!" really loudly… and she heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 06:52 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2013 07:18 - United States

Today, my piano teacher complimented my song, calling it great. I was proud and thanked him, then realized he was being sarcastic. FML

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By mitochondriaisthepowerhouseofthecell - 27/12/2018 02:00

Today, I had my final piano performance. There is a guy in my class who constantly tells me I suck at piano, so I was looking forward to watching him play badly since he never practices. Instead, he played the most beautiful music that would make Mozart weep. He got a standing ovation. FML

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You deserved it 730

By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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By auto boogie man - 19/11/2015 16:44 - United States - New York

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

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You deserved it 2 142

By poisonhand - 14/01/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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You deserved it 2 801

He doesn't even go here!

By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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You deserved it 238

By Brunofk7 - 21/11/2015 00:59 - Peru - Lima

Today, I made a multiple choice exam so my friend could practice and get a good grade on his real exam. While I was helping him finish it, the teacher saw it, thought we were cheating and failed us both. FML

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You deserved it 2 749

By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:09

Tell him you meant his nose hair.

CherryLipBalm 1

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:05

"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"

Comments

mmmPoptarts 6

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:00

To make up for it you should buy him a subscription to the hair club for men!

zandalee 19

Wednesday 29 August 2012 11:33

Or a really pretty wig.

theannak 7

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:01

Just tell him you admire a bald man. The more awkward you make it, the more hurt his feelings will be.

WeAreAHurricane 14

Thursday 30 August 2012 1:20

Yes. Because admiring bald heads isn't awkward at all!

shadowrider879 4

Sunday 8 December 2013 20:19

She wants higher marks not seduction

allie2590 31

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:01

Well that's just stupid.

CherryLipBalm 1

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:05

"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"

__Robin__x 6

Wednesday 29 August 2012 20:53

MY EYES!

SystemofaBlink41 27

Thursday 30 August 2012 1:11

27- it's not bald! It's... thinning!

CherryLipBalm 1

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:05

"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"

pinkpixie06 11

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:09

Did you still pass? You should pass or fail based on your ability, not personality.

perdix 29

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:09

Tell him you meant his nose hair.

zandalee 19

Wednesday 29 August 2012 11:23

Or ear hair...

Wiringify 22

Wednesday 29 August 2012 21:12

Or... nevermind.

kimmi41509 10

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:24

You must have been extremely nervous to compliment something about him that doesn't even exist.

MistressCaitlyn 7

Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:51

Every time I read FMLs like this, I wish there was a "You're an idiot" button. "You deserved it" just doesn't seem to cut it...

Mister_Triangle 21

Wednesday 29 August 2012 12:24

That's what the comments are for!

doodlecloud 26

Wednesday 29 August 2012 10:01

Maybe don't try and weasel extra marks next time? If he had actually given you a couple more marks because he thought you were nice would you really feel good about yourself and proud of your overall mark?