By p - 28/08/2012 20:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the exam, without thinking, I told him I liked his hair. Turns out bald people don't like that. FML
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perdix 29

Tell him you meant his nose hair.

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CherryLipBalm 1

"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"

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mmmPoptarts 6
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To make up for it you should buy him a subscription to the hair club for men!

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zandalee 19
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Or a really pretty wig.

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theannak 7

Just tell him you admire a bald man. The more awkward you make it, the more hurt his feelings will be.

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WeAreAHurricane 14

Yes. Because admiring bald heads isn't awkward at all!

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shadowrider879 4
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She wants higher marks not seduction

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allie2590 30
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Well that's just stupid.

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CherryLipBalm 1

"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"

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SystemofaBlink41 27

27- it's not bald! It's... thinning!

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CherryLipBalm 1

"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"

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pinkpixie06 11

Did you still pass? You should pass or fail based on your ability, not personality.

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perdix 29

Tell him you meant his nose hair.

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zandalee 19
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Or ear hair...

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Wiringify 22

Or... nevermind.

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kimmi41509 10
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You must have been extremely nervous to compliment something about him that doesn't even exist.

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MistressCaitlyn 7
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Every time I read FMLs like this, I wish there was a "You're an idiot" button. "You deserved it" just doesn't seem to cut it...

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Mister_Triangle 21

That's what the comments are for!

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doodlecloud 26
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Maybe don't try and weasel extra marks next time? If he had actually given you a couple more marks because he thought you were nice would you really feel good about yourself and proud of your overall mark?

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emilyjgraham 34
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I agree, it's a piano exam, he's examining you on your skill to play piano not be nice or charismatic!

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