FML : Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the...

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the exam, without thinking, I told him I liked his hair. Turns out bald people don't like that. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By p - / Tuesday 28 August 2012 20:38 / Canada - Markham

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By perdix | 29

#4872598 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:09

Tell him you meant his nose hair.

By CherryLipBalm | 1

#4872564 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:05

"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"

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By mmmPoptarts | 6

#4872544 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:00

To make up for it you should buy him a subscription to the hair club for men!

zandalee | 19

#4872838 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 11:33

Or a really pretty wig.

By theannak | 7

#4872546 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:01

Just tell him you admire a bald man. The more awkward you make it, the more hurt his feelings will be.

WeAreAHurricane | 14

#4875375 - Thursday 30 August 2012 1:20

Yes. Because admiring bald heads isn't awkward at all!

shadowrider879 | 4

#5784223 - Sunday 8 December 2013 20:19

She wants higher marks not seduction

By allie2590 | 30

#4872548 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:01

Well that's just stupid.

By CherryLipBalm | 1

#4872564 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:05

"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"

__Robin__x | 6

#4874468 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 20:53

MY EYES!

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#4875334 - Thursday 30 August 2012 1:11

27- it's not bald! It's... thinning!

By CherryLipBalm | 1

#4872566 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:05

"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"

By pinkpixie06 | 11

#4872592 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:09

Did you still pass? You should pass or fail based on your ability, not personality.

By perdix | 29

#4872598 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:09

Tell him you meant his nose hair.

zandalee | 19

#4872823 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 11:23

Or ear hair...

Wiringify | 22

#4874516 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 21:12

Or... nevermind.

By kimmi41509 | 10

#4872661 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:24

You must have been extremely nervous to compliment something about him that doesn't even exist.

By MistressCaitlyn | 7

#4872709 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 9:51

Every time I read FMLs like this, I wish there was a "You're an idiot" button. "You deserved it" just doesn't seem to cut it...

Mister_Triangle | 21

#4872941 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 12:24

That's what the comments are for!

By doodlecloud | 26

#4872725 - Wednesday 29 August 2012 10:01

Maybe don't try and weasel extra marks next time? If he had actually given you a couple more marks because he thought you were nice would you really feel good about yourself and proud of your overall mark?