Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticed how nervous I was, and recommended that I compliment the examiner for higher marks. When it was time for the exam, without thinking, I told him I liked his hair. Turns out bald people don't like that. FML
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perdix
| 29
Tell him you meant his nose hair.
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CherryLipBalm
| 1
"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"
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mmmPoptarts
| 6
To make up for it you should buy him a subscription to the hair club for men!
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zandalee
| 19
Or a really pretty wig.
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theannak
| 7
Just tell him you admire a bald man. The more awkward you make it, the more hurt his feelings will be.
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WeAreAHurricane
| 14
Yes. Because admiring bald heads isn't awkward at all!
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shadowrider879
| 4
She wants higher marks not seduction
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allie2590
| 30
Well that's just stupid.
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CherryLipBalm
| 1
"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"
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__Robin__x
| 6
MY EYES!
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
27- it's not bald! It's... thinning!
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CherryLipBalm
| 1
"I really like your highlights--BALD! BALD! BALD!!"
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pinkpixie06
| 11
Did you still pass? You should pass or fail based on your ability, not personality.
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perdix
| 29
Tell him you meant his nose hair.
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zandalee
| 19
Or ear hair...
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Wiringify
| 22
Or... nevermind.
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kimmi41509
| 10
You must have been extremely nervous to compliment something about him that doesn't even exist.
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MistressCaitlyn
| 7
Every time I read FMLs like this, I wish there was a "You're an idiot" button. "You deserved it" just doesn't seem to cut it...
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
That's what the comments are for!
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doodlecloud
| 26
Maybe don't try and weasel extra marks next time? If he had actually given you a couple more marks because he thought you were nice would you really feel good about yourself and proud of your overall mark?
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emilyjgraham
| 34
I agree, it's a piano exam, he's examining you on your skill to play piano not be nice or charismatic!