Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I'd just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said, "You don't have to lie, some people just aren't cut out for college. There's no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I've lied about my grades for three years of high school already and my mom thinks I'm a straight A student. I'm supposed to be going to college in a year. FML
Today, I ran into my favorite teacher from high school, the one that really inspired me to become one myself. I told her that I'm in my last year of college preparing to become a teacher, to which she replied, "Wow, they really are letting anyone have a crack at being a teacher these days." FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I announced to my family that I got accepted into Harvard. My grandma laughed and muttered, "Liar." FML
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I excitedly told my mom how I got accepted to the master’s program of my dreams. She decided now would be a good time to proudly repeat for the millionth time how she gave up a full ride to the Ivy League to marry my father, and I ought to be a "good woman" and do the same. FML
Today, I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told my mother, without batting an eye, she told me, "Hey, shit floats". FML
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unfortunate_13 5
then tell her that, and also add that your degree is probably ranked a little higher than an ordinary high school teacher's degree.
Shazaamgasm 0
that sucks, I'm sorry
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Shazaamgasm 0
that sucks, I'm sorry
Hanimon 0
I wouldn't give a shit about what some bitchy teacher said if I graduated with honor
insanesna1l 0
when you are making millions, go back to said school with your new Ferrari and Doctorate and show her what you are made of
48Connor 10
I would have said "Are you mad because you didn't get an education? Bitch"
dpoole6132 0
^^ win
Jazze_fml 10
naah a far better comeback would have been " i know having had you as a teacher i allmost don't belive it myself"
C6Racer 0
You fail.
Thabb 0
Why does he fail, because some teacher doesn't believe that he is successful when he actually is? I don't see failure there.
epicenur 2
wait u just graduated college and ur going to school? ???
fisheatsbear 6
"graduate college" yeah, it's where the smarter smart people go.
MuchDance90s 0
what a witch
randomnameflob 0
Its spelled with a "B," not "W."
GiddyXD 0
he might of meant witch.
jonan1212 5
naw REALLY?!?!
skorpien 1
It's either "might've" or "might have." They both mean the same thing as the former is a contraction of the latter. Just because you pronounce it "might of" that doesn't mean you should spell it that way too. /Grammar Naziism
ells55 0
don't give a damn what she says be proud that your doing great you don't need to prove that to any crummy old teacher!
unfortunate_13 5
then tell her that, and also add that your degree is probably ranked a little higher than an ordinary high school teacher's degree.
Joshwarrior 39
Exactly just rub it in her face when you get a bigger paycheck than her. hopefully you will be doing something you enjoy.
yehr 0
lmao word!
Winter247 2
someone call the wahhhhhhmbulance!!!!!!!!
indigo1 0
you are toooooooooo kool!
Winter247 2
thank you (:
bigredmonkeybutt 30
lol win
Rei_Ayanami 18
Well, one way to look at it is that if you keep it up and get a good job you'll end up making more money than them.
Rei_Ayanami 18
Well, one way to look at it is that if you keep it up and get a good job you'll end up making more money than them.
Rei_Ayanami 18
Well, one way to look at it is that if you keep it up and get a good job you'll end up making more money than them.
Rei_Ayanami 18
Well, one way to look at it is that if you keep it up and get a good job you'll end up making more money than them.
Rei_Ayanami 18
Well, sorry about the multi-post, the FML app has an issue posting and then this happens.
felipe87 2
you really wanted that comment on there, I usually just give up if it doesn't post it the first time
Rei_Ayanami 18
That's just it, I only submitted once, for me they are all #10.