By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 125
You deserved it 4 490

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You shouldve said Ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm stayin alive. stayin alive.

aw that's horrible. they probably had heard some rumour. don't worry about it. haha :)

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aw that's horrible. they probably had heard some rumour. don't worry about it. haha :)

How is this a FML... Mine are way worse and wont get published. this is just saying ur old OH JEEZE PEOPLE GET OLD.. be happy ur alive

Maybe it's because your not using the right stuff like, Today, FML, Spelling, Capitols, and punctuation?

Yours won't get published because you reply to post #1 in order to be seen. No one cares :)

Is he supposed to use capitols? Or maybe u meant capitAls?

Someone needs to get a life.

hahah f his life, not even fml will post his effed up life :D

exactly. Still be happy that your old and kickin'

congratulations you're life is successfully fucked. I hope much rather hear the funny side of things. FYL. #11

#28 why the hell do you care. so what she/he wants to be seen. whats our problem. fuck your life, that you care so much about other comments. to the OP: thats pretty sad.

How old are you? I didnt know ancient people used FML.

Ouch. I hope she didn't mean it like that...

poor you i agree with # 1 sorry shit happens

Ouch. People don't appreciate teachers enough, I'm sorry.

I agree :( I went to my 4th-6th grade ESL teacher during my senior year in high school and told her about all the things I accomplished only b/c SHE had taught me English...and she started crying so much...it really touched her.

You shouldve said Ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm stayin alive. stayin alive.

hahahaha that was awesome :D now you have me singing!

hilarious! But seriously, kids are assholes. I know, I'm one of them.

Hahahahaha. Niiiiice.

I agree with #1 stuff is gonna happen like that

haha. that sucks. I wouldve been like. I'm a zombie foo!

LMAO!! Sounds like something I would say....but I would say it as a joke, which hopefully she was trying to do. Or maybe you gave her a hard time when she was your student. But yes, FYL!!

I agree with #1. It's not that they thought you were old, maybe just that you got killed...maybe she was happy you were alive?

You shoulda been like, "didn't you dropout for drugs and prostitution?"

ouuchh! I definitely don't want to fight you. XD

Hahaha - classic!