Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I'd just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said, "You don't have to lie, some people just aren't cut out for college. There's no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, I've lied about my grades for three years of high school already and my mom thinks I'm a straight A student. I'm supposed to be going to college in a year. FML
Today, I ran into my favorite teacher from high school, the one that really inspired me to become one myself. I told her that I'm in my last year of college preparing to become a teacher, to which she replied, "Wow, they really are letting anyone have a crack at being a teacher these days." FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I announced to my family that I got accepted into Harvard. My grandma laughed and muttered, "Liar." FML
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML
Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML
Today, I excitedly told my mom how I got accepted to the master’s program of my dreams. She decided now would be a good time to proudly repeat for the millionth time how she gave up a full ride to the Ivy League to marry my father, and I ought to be a "good woman" and do the same. FML
Today, I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told my mother, without batting an eye, she told me, "Hey, shit floats". FML
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unfortunate_13 5
then tell her that, and also add that your degree is probably ranked a little higher than an ordinary high school teacher's degree.
Shazaamgasm 0
that sucks, I'm sorry
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Comments (96)
something224 6
Punch that bitch in the stomach!
pike1346 3
I was I'm the same boat, did not graduate with honors. you should be laughing, no writing on FML like it's is a bad thing. go back when your making double her salary.
sccrismyantidrg 4
I can see why you didn't graduate with honors.
annihil8or 15
I'd be like ur lame azz is still teachin high school im,getting a masters degree so u can work for me
bear815 0
if a teacher can't believe in student, they have no right teaching!
russianspy1234 11
So you had what? 6 periods, and 4 years, so 24 teachers. In just that period of time, your teacher had over 700 students, and presumably has been teaching longer than that. You can't exect her to remember everyone. I had a teacher in high school that explicitly told us not to bother coming up and talking to him after we were done with his class because he wouldn't remember us.
MuchDance90s 0
it's sad that we usually remember the people and things that hurt us more often than those people and things that heal us.
Cinn_fml 23
Some people remember faces better than others, and some students will always stick in a certain teacher's memory for various reasons (good or bad).
sbjess 8
**** that self-serving bitch...you obviously got there despite her...you should be proud of your accomplishments and give less than two ***** what a bitter teacher thinks
NoFackYourLife 0
And she's still a high school teacher, sounds like a **** her life.
IsBitchBetter 1
what a bitch!! I would make sure she got a copy of your transcripts and a copy of your acceptance letter to grad school.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Just gloat with the knowledge that she's wrong and you DID work hard to get an awesome education. Go OP!
DianaFromHolland 3
She was probably just verrrry jealous. Congratulations for the honors, you are smart your teacher is stupid