DINOSAURS!!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML
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bloopaloop 27

There needs to be another smiley face option. One that implies “This is stupid”.

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Kurliez408 32
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how did you not notice they were off while cutting them up? also tie your hair next time you prepare food to avoid strays in your food.

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RichardPencil 30
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Why are you bothering with vegetables during the pandemic? The world is ending -- we need to eat food we like before we all die!

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bloopaloop 27

There needs to be another smiley face option. One that implies “This is stupid”.

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Kurliez408 32
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how did you not notice they were off while cutting them up? also tie your hair next time you prepare food to avoid strays in your food.

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be82tw 17
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You get, as a [email protected]$$ adult, to eat fun dino nuggets and spaghetti O's without any judgement. This isn't an FML, this is winning!

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