By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 280
You deserved it 2 065

Same thing different taste

Top comments

"Yeah, but he's gay as the day is long"


starman02 12

Oh man that sucks OP! But at least she didn't use you to get to your friend hurting you in the process.

It sucks when this type of thing happens all the time. When I was younger and it took me longer to open up to people, I'd invite girls to hang out with me and my friends to make it less awkward. We'd have a good time together, but the girls would often end up falling for one of my friends.

bigtaytay 13

yeah thats no fun. been there, really sucks

Psych101 9

2- Wow. Talk about eloquence and quick wit. OP, the good news is that unlike many of people who have posted FMLs, you actually have a good friend. So you're already ahead of the curve.

I hope Op said no and I hope he told her he was talking to her because she is cute.

Sometimes you've just got to accept second banana. Especially if your friend is considerably more attractive than you :/

Yea he did bow out in order to give op a chance just people have different taste

Most of my friends would never bow out that gracefully.

Same. OP, I don't think this is a total FML because OP has a great friend.

Your better then a second. Find someone else. She probably did not mean to hurt you she was also interested in someone

AClassActx3 7

Lmao your profile picture . But anyways. Sorry OP :/

SnipeFatPeople 6
Psych101 9

Is it just me, or does the first sentence of 5's comment not make any sense? I understand and agree with the rest of it, but I just don't get the first one.

I was going to say its because they used the wrong *you're and *than, but even with that it still doesn't make sense :/

How do you know he's not really worth being a second? Do you secretly know the OP?

Oh **** i didnt see 29. I just hit the reply button. Sorry :(

musicluvr2000 11
musicluvr2000 11

41- high five, I did the same thing. Sorry.

29- 5 is trying to say that OP shouldn't worry about her, because he's better than being somebody's second choice, as his friend was her first

lovepandorasaver 11

Well I hope that didn't take away all your confidence and you kept trying to talk to her. If not keep pressing on and you will find a better girl that is attracted to you, instead of someone else.

It doesn't matter. Just because one girl isn't interested in you doesn't mean another one won't be.

That's where you lie to her. Then she's all yours.

Then in a few months OP is going to post another FML about walking into his GF's bedroom to find her and his friend having sex, when "its not what it looks like, she was just looking for her contacts".

AClassActx3 7

Just so you know.. I meant to down thumb you 0_o idiot. Starting off with a lie is beyond wrong

Oh **** you maybe the guy is just looking to hook up for the night.

18- Nobody gives a crap where you're putting your thumbs. You should keep that to yourself.

"Yeah, but he's gay as the day is long"

poiuipop 22

It doesn't work as well when OP lives in Canada...

MolesterStallone 13

So help him out and you can find another cute girl easy.