Intimacy: Today, my fiancée and I saw my parents at a store. This would've...

By Fuckkkk - 20/10/2018 14:00 - Australia - Port Melbourne

Today, my fiancée and I saw my parents at a store. This would've been a nice surprise if it wasn't a sex shop. FML

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Salem828 1

Saturday 20 October 2018 5:23

1: Obviously they've had sex; you exist. 2: They are allowed to have fun too!

wanted_2_want 40

Saturday 20 October 2018 6:48

Ohhh Kinky!

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Salem828 1

Saturday 20 October 2018 5:23

1: Obviously they've had sex; you exist. 2: They are allowed to have fun too!

tranced_ 45

Saturday 20 October 2018 13:27

and so 3. It was awkward.

Dave_Davington 33

Saturday 20 October 2018 5:27

Well, now you know where you get it from.

wanted_2_want 40

Saturday 20 October 2018 6:48

Ohhh Kinky!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 20 October 2018 7:58

What does kinky mean?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 20 October 2018 8:08

Good thing they had put the double-ended ***** on layaway before you met them! That was close!

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Saturday 20 October 2018 8:15

least you got the same taste

whiskey'swino 15

Saturday 20 October 2018 10:15

Good for them for them, being together long enough to have a grown daughter and still trying to spice things up!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 20 October 2018 13:10

Mom whispers to Dad, “Look, they’re not even married zero years and they have to resort to toys to spice up their sex life. Sad.”

Shmebs44 6

Saturday 20 October 2018 17:03

Misread it as your parents were having sex in the shop.

onceuponatime456 16

Saturday 20 October 2018 17:10

Did you actually think that your parents never had sex? How the eff do you think you were made?

Alup132 22

Saturday 20 October 2018 19:43

Are you dumb? It’s awkward to think about your parents having sex and in a toy shop, they knew they had sex...

TxKitten79 10

Saturday 20 October 2018 20:04

Why is everyone always surprised to find out their parents have a sex life?

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