nevergetsfirst

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I simply enjoy giggling at other peoples misfortunes

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Nevergetsfirst's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

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By anonymous - / Monday 23 January 2012 15:59 / United States

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

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By parental failure - / Sunday 3 March 2013 17:03 / Canada - Langley

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By Sugao / Wednesday 10 December 2008 07:48 / France

Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML

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By Anonymous / Monday 23 January 2012 14:19 / United States

Today, I realized the universal beauty that can be found in a pancake. I'm not sure if I have reached spiritual enlightenment, or if I should have my head examined. FML

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By Dutchee / Monday 23 January 2012 11:27 / Netherlands

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