Kids, Medication and Health: Don't mess with gamers

Don't mess with gamers

By bbedlock - 16/04/2011 12:35 - Australia

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

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By failureparent - 21/03/2011 01:25 - United States

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

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By Stupid - 01/03/2018 15:00

Today, I found out my son has been lying about being sick. He kept complaining so I took him to the doctor and got him some medicine. Now he’s actually sick because he took meds he didn’t even need. He did it solely so he could get an expensive get well soon gift. FML

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By kcd - 23/02/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML

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By failedparenting - 07/09/2016 16:44 - United States - Bronx

Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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By callofdutyhater - 21/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML

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Method

By EllieS9311 - 16/02/2016 13:16 - United States - Montevallo

Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML

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You're under arrest

By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

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Far out

By mary b. - 15/08/2022 14:00

Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML

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By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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goodfella925 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 19:46

**** that, smash that xbox to the side of his head:/

DocBastard 38

Saturday 16 April 2011 19:57

That's bad parenting, plain and simple. Any kid raised right would never dream of pulling a stunt like this, especially when it puts his parents' health at risk. You brought this on yourself. Now it's up to you to set him straight before the nasty behaviour gets worse.

Comments

sweetonsno 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 8:40

Time to take away the Xbox AND cell phone. What a little thug.

stephanyk2 7

Sunday 17 April 2011 8:49

do not ever screw with a boys xbox. or girls, teehee.

mariet_fml 23

Sunday 17 April 2011 9:45

Beat his ass until he tells you where your meds are. If he's willing to mess with your health, you mess up his.

TrueStory22 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 10:19

Time for a beating. Just make sure you leave at least one of his kidneys alone: you might be needing it. Tip: Step 1. Ask him if he wants to controllers back, then proceed to barrage controllers at his kidney and fingers. Step 2. See how much fun he has playing his precious xbox with broken fingers and broken controllers. Plus he will have to get up every 15 minutes to piss blood.

2wet2grind 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 11:55

Like A Boss!

pip74205 9

Sunday 17 April 2011 12:38

Sell all his game consoles, games, and parts.

kk_1539 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 12:57

That is when u go outside and get a switch off a tree...

xMRxLAMAx 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:12

The only cure for that is a massive punch in his face. that and maybe get new medication and smashing his xbox

alaskanhybrid 5

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:17

You should have died that would have sure showed your son just how wreckless that was. No in all seriousness your son needs to know that was wrong, irresponsible and not the least bit funny.

Ozma_fml 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 13:53

Ever think to have him tested for the diabeetus?? The falling asleep could be linked to wacky blood sugar levels. Would serve him right if he ended up needing insulin injections!