FML : Today, based on recent x-rays, I have the right knee of a 60-year-old, the left knee of a 70-year-old, and the right hip joint of a 100-year-old who's...

Today, based on recent x-rays, I have the right knee of a 60-year-old, the left knee of a 70-year-old, and the right hip joint of a 100-year-old who's been dead for 15 years. I'm only 19 years old and my doctor says I'm gonna need two walking sticks by the time I'm 25. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 9 September 2018 14:30 /

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By Leeono | 24

#7686643 - Sunday 2 September 2018 9:56

Well maybe if you weren’t stealing other people’s body parts you wouldn’t have this problem!

By awildwhisper | 28

#7690181 - Sunday 9 September 2018 14:56

Welp! Time to become a robotics engineer and create a new body for yourself. Either that or learn how to walk on stilts and join the circus!

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By Leeono | 24

#7686643 - Sunday 2 September 2018 9:56

Well maybe if you weren’t stealing other people’s body parts you wouldn’t have this problem!

By awildwhisper | 28

#7690181 - Sunday 9 September 2018 14:56

Welp! Time to become a robotics engineer and create a new body for yourself. Either that or learn how to walk on stilts and join the circus!

By Charlie Given | 18

#7690202 - Sunday 9 September 2018 15:39

Sounds like you have a lot of medical issues that may be genetic time to go get a second opinion from a specialist or two 😒😵🤒😟

By RichardPencil | 25

#7690293 - Sunday 9 September 2018 18:22

Basically, the doctor says you’re 230 years old. The good news is you can join AARP and get sweet senior discounts!

By drego5 | 27

#7690304 - Sunday 9 September 2018 18:54

Do they call you Mr. Glass?

By blondie45 | 16

#7690379 - Sunday 9 September 2018 21:51

Are you severely overweight?

By interesting33 | 35

#7690487 - Monday 10 September 2018 3:05

my friend is similar. she calls her walking stick Gerald. sorry OP that sucks

By fde2blknimout | 14

#7690490 - Monday 10 September 2018 3:31

What kind of dr. Prescribes sticks? Id just go with walking crutches.

By fde2blknimout | 14

#7690492 - Monday 10 September 2018 3:31

By any chance was he or she a stick figure?

By alycion | 29

#7690655 - Monday 10 September 2018 11:31

There are shots that may be able to help. Get those if possible. Look into PT. It may prolong things and help with the pain. It kept me out of a wheelchair and I can be active again within reason.