Health: Today, based on recent x-rays, I have the right knee of a 60-year-old,...

By Anonymous - 09/09/2018 14:30

Today, based on recent x-rays, I have the right knee of a 60-year-old, the left knee of a 70-year-old, and the right hip joint of a 100-year-old who's been dead for 15 years. I'm only 19 years old and my doctor says I'm gonna need two walking sticks by the time I'm 25. FML

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Leeono 26

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Sunday 2 September 2018 9:56

Well maybe if you weren’t stealing other people’s body parts you wouldn’t have this problem!

awildwhisper 30

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Sunday 9 September 2018 14:56

Welp! Time to become a robotics engineer and create a new body for yourself. Either that or learn how to walk on stilts and join the circus!

Leeono 26

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Sunday 2 September 2018 9:56

Well maybe if you weren’t stealing other people’s body parts you wouldn’t have this problem!

awildwhisper 30

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Sunday 9 September 2018 14:56

Welp! Time to become a robotics engineer and create a new body for yourself. Either that or learn how to walk on stilts and join the circus!

Charlie Given 25

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Sunday 9 September 2018 15:39

Sounds like you have a lot of medical issues that may be genetic time to go get a second opinion from a specialist or two 😒😵🤒😟

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 9 September 2018 18:22

Basically, the doctor says you’re 230 years old. The good news is you can join AARP and get sweet senior discounts!

blondie45 21

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Sunday 9 September 2018 21:51

Are you severely overweight?

interesting33 36

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Monday 10 September 2018 3:05

my friend is similar. she calls her walking stick Gerald. sorry OP that sucks

fde2blknimout 18

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Monday 10 September 2018 3:31

What kind of dr. Prescribes sticks? Id just go with walking crutches.

fde2blknimout 18

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Monday 10 September 2018 3:31

By any chance was he or she a stick figure?

alycion 38

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Monday 10 September 2018 11:31

There are shots that may be able to help. Get those if possible. Look into PT. It may prolong things and help with the pain. It kept me out of a wheelchair and I can be active again within reason.