Kids, Medication and Health: Don't mess with gamers

Don't mess with gamers

By bbedlock - 16/04/2011 12:35 - Australia

Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML

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By failureparent - 21/03/2011 01:25 - United States

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

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By Stupid - 01/03/2018 15:00

Today, I found out my son has been lying about being sick. He kept complaining so I took him to the doctor and got him some medicine. Now he’s actually sick because he took meds he didn’t even need. He did it solely so he could get an expensive get well soon gift. FML

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By kcd - 23/02/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML

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By failedparenting - 07/09/2016 16:44 - United States - Bronx

Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 05:08 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML

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By callofdutyhater - 21/08/2011 05:48 - United States

Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML

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By EllieS9311 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Montevallo

Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML

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You're under arrest

By poo_shoe123 - 31/03/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

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Far out

By mary b. - 15/08/2022 14:00

Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML

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By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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goodfella925 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 19:46

**** that, smash that xbox to the side of his head:/

DocBastard 38

Saturday 16 April 2011 19:57

That's bad parenting, plain and simple. Any kid raised right would never dream of pulling a stunt like this, especially when it puts his parents' health at risk. You brought this on yourself. Now it's up to you to set him straight before the nasty behaviour gets worse.

Comments

shycook1218 0

Monday 18 April 2011 20:23

that's what you get for letting the xbox raise your son...

annaear 0

Monday 18 April 2011 20:57

he's a douche bag!!

joeyfingas187 0

Monday 18 April 2011 22:03

u deserve it for touching his controllers, that's sack religious

grdianknight 0

Monday 18 April 2011 22:06

how about you teach him some discipline and respect instead

shoecrazy 5

Monday 18 April 2011 23:44

yea I would have to punish him for that one...

emily7557 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 3:19

lmao ! u got urself a smart boy !

mara8 6

Tuesday 19 April 2011 3:40

aw that sucks!!!!!!!!! teach your son a lesson! he could seriously get you hurt but he can survive a while without xbox!

tahvoh 3

Tuesday 19 April 2011 5:56

hahah.dang!

teeheelicious 2

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:28

he'll live without his xbox. you wont without ur meds. FYL

LQ_fml 4

Thursday 21 April 2011 5:04

Buy a safe. Give your crotch dropping back his remotes. Get your meds and put them in the safe. Use the controllers to beat his ass, then sell ALL his game systems and use the money to get yourself more meds. Or skip the safe buying. Just sell all his stuff. Just make sure you beat his ass.