By failureparent - 21/03/2011 01:25 - United States
Same thing different taste
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Give him an instrument YDI for giving him video games
never take CoD away from a guy. it's like women out of the kitchen; just not right. now go make him a sammich to cheer him up.
Hon, you do realize that the OP is male, right?
#22 was probably fail irony/troll, no need to complain about it
FUC*ING LOL
COD > everything
I agree with 105. cod is my life :)
94, are you saying you don't like sammiches?
Sammiller4 your hot
... Why would you do such a horrible thing? He doesn't go around throwing YOUR stuff out the window does he? Those controllers are like 40 bucks a piece. If you didn't want him playing games then you shouldn't have bought him the system. If he paid for the system then you shouldn't be throwing expensive components of it out the window.
Typical CoD player.
110 - cod isn't your life, in your profile it says music is your life. just thought I'd point that out for the lols.
I'm not gona say cod is my life but if my mom did that I'd break her nose and make her clean up the blood from my carpet. Bitch isn't supposed to even TOUCH my shit.
220, until you move the **** out of HER house, she can whatever the hell she wants with anything in it.
220. I hope you don't live to reproduce, and at the rate you're going, you probably won't.
231 - So you're just a giant pussy?
@270 I respect my mom too. But that's because she earned my respect. I wouldn't respect my mom if she smashed my car up for no reason. I wouldn't respect my mom if she threw something I bought out the window. I'd respect her if she likes me and has a basic understanding of my hobbies and personality. I'd respect her if she works hard to raise me. No one should earn respect for no reason, not even if they gave birth to me. Everyone should earn respect. What if your mom was a murderer? Would you respect her? What if she was abusive? Would you still give her respect?
285 hit soldier right between the eyes. you shouldn't have to respect your birth-givers if they do very wrong things. or did wrong to you. I can speak from experience, many can. what you do after may differ. Sadly many people out there respect people that don't deserve it. unconditional respect is difficult to manage and deal with. not all do however.....
hahahahaha. fail
your son is a retard, no way u deserve it
dolphin dive!
he is in love somthing ull never understand.(:
can't u talk to people on tht game..mabe he wanted to win or he's lonely nag loves his controller
when I said nag I meant and..
MW2 sucks, unless you have the hacks. which I have. Blacks ops pwns the shit out of mw2. *cough* Powermad8000 PSN
bs mw2 has more of an open enviorment and is much more detailed
omg you noob. xbox is the shit no doubt. and your right about Mw2 being better but black ops doesn't suck.
just because u think black ops is better I think I might spam ur psn account
Nuh uh! PS3 is awesome! t(~_~t) *cough cough* ImAGamerGirl07 *cough cough*
My dad doesn't know I have an xbox. He'd do the same thing hahaha. So I only play when he goes away on business trips which is regular enough anyway.
Lol I just imagine OP son dolphin diving out of the window like you do in Black Ops
personal experience? not everyone's parents go play around out side of marriage.
i agreeeeeeee
Agree with 140, PS3s are so much better
...WOW. That's some serious addiction right there. That boy needs therapy. Seriously though OP, you don't need to go that far. You can RROD an XBox 360 just by looking at it the wrong way. I should know -- I own one. -_-
lol at 124
#436- Dear Dumbass. If you're that ******* stupid to jump out of a window on the top floor of a 2 story building, there is no way you're a brain surgeon or anything that requires any higher functioning of the brain. Secondly, since you made the assumption I know what you meant by "halo edition", I'll just assume you mean the Halo 3 edition which nicely enough, is in fact an older model. So know what *you're* saying before you *type your stupid condescending crap*.
Purely psychosomatic! That boy needs therapy!
I'd follow it to..to be honest id probably follow out a 5 story window, maybe not for a controller but for the console I'd follow for sure
he probably dove through the glass.
the question is: did he do a barrel roll?
^ more win ^
#164 -- If this were so, there'd have been too much padding for any ribs to have broken! In fact, he'd likely have bounced into the street. (Next time, OP should make sure to mention overall yardage. Distance is just as important as height!)
DOLPHIN DIVE
Winz
Winz
commando pro, get your classes straight!
you both fail^^ Ninja perk idiots!
no, u get your classes right retard. lightweight pro gives you no fall damage.
You are all stupid. If he just had ninja he would have caught the controller before his mom even thought of throwing it out the window. That's how kick ass a ninja would think.
Commando pro gives no fall damage in MW2... In black ops its lightweight pro.. OP did not specify which COD so calm down..
#45 someone knows their shit haha.
damn gamers and fu#% call of duty ur gonna end up like da kid who dove 4 da controller + call of duty is so boring. y do people play it?
^ halo playa :P
#78 Why don't you stick with your hello kitty island adventure game.
hahaha win^
78-you really dunno what you're talking about.
83 I love you. No ****
you must be black like me but kind of black person who sucks ass at any video game that doesn't involve a ball and/or hoop.
108 Bromance? haha
Exactly.
I personally prefer ArmA 2; much more realistic.
yea guyz y u crackers goin nuts ova da dumb azz game yo... lmao stfu dude
love the newest Zombies with the monkeys. But they added so few achievements that were so easy to get too!
#158 ^ You remind me of that one episode in chappelle show where the black man thinks he is a white kkk member. Except in your case it's the other way around.
How about this? None of that shit exists in real life, so why is it in a ******* war-simulation game? I will never understand people who play CoD... Perks and shit... Really?
yea 16 he said black ops not modern so you get your classes straight dick
let me guess. you baught the Xbox
Let me guess. You spend too much time playing xbox, not enough time on English homework?
win^^
maybe mosquito is high brow dawling
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Show it anywayYes, I baught the xbox.
137- IDC is not actually a word. How hard is it for you to write out "I don't care"? If you are going to complain about spelling or grammar, at least use real words.
323, IDC is a shortened version of "I don't care" and took no extra effort on your part to figure that out. I'm on an iPhone so I like to cut corners when I can due to having big fingers. Now I'd you read what I wrote in the first place, I complain about how hard it is to comprehend what he wrote. I don't care about grammar as long as I don't have to start guessing where punctuation goes in order to understand what I'm reading. Thank you.
How about we just throw out all acronyms/initials we've ever known by that logic? Federal Bureau of Investigation, Cable News Network, United States of America, all 50 state initials, Laugh Out Loud, Laughing My Ass Off, **** My Life, etc.. There's a difference between shortening long names/strings of words out of convenience, and typing like you failed spelling class.
I would cry like a baby if my mom did that to my Xbox.
my two loves xbox and iPhone :)
My three loves: girlfriend, ps3(better than xbox), and car. Sorry dude I had dido haha
agreed totally, ps3=win xbox=fail and my other loves: girlfriend and iPhone
#12 He not she. The op is his dad not mom. And yes ps3 FTW!
don't say "Xbox", she has a name you know!
Wait, a girl with an Xbox?! O_O Seriously though, gamer girlfriends are awesome.
You sound like one of those guys who hears a girl playing online and you get all wild and stupid to get her attention. Just saying. My girlfriend is an xbox user and I am a ps3 person. Xbox are for girls and 15 year young kids. Get a man console and find a girlfriend.
I just love my guitar... Gamers are pathetic.
165, you're pathetic. It's a damn hobby just like your guitar. You're probably one of those people who picked it up to try to get girls and only learned like 4 chords anyway. Do you bring it to school every day cause you have to practice after school with your garage band? Btw the guitar is awesome and you're not worthy of either holding one or getting curb stomped vs me in gears of war >=)
Jayd where did you get that stupid statistic from? 40% my ass. Was the first website you saw with that statistic the one you went with? probably. Walk into a gamestop and do you see 4 girls and 6 guys? no it's always a sausage fest. Start a match online is there 4 girls in the lobby? I doubt it. More like 25% is more accurate. I am not saying gamer chicks are not, there is just not as many as you say there is. Get your shit straight and do your research better.
Jayd where did you get that stupid statistic from? 40% my ass. Was the first website you saw with that statistic the one you went with? probably. Walk into a gamestop and do you see 4 girls and 6 guys? no it's always a sausage fest. Start a match online is there 4 girls in the lobby? I doubt it. More like 25% is more accurate. I am not saying gamer chicks are not, there is just not as many as you say there is. Get your shit straight and do your research better.
I love both X-box and PS3... But I guess I'd have to say that I preferably like X-Box better, but only because I had it first and used it longer before I played PS3. But I'd cry just as much if my parents threw either of them out my window :'(
200. Please get your own information, first. Most women aren't going to play your "sausage fest games." That's because most women have good TASTE in games, instead of playing Black Ops all the time.
same. and 136- tons of girls have xboxs & play things like CoD (:
ur all wrong. it's all about wii(:
were the same guy 36
i have to agree. i play all three systems, but my wii definitely gets the most play time! >< |the kid|
Major win. Period.
161-- Major win. Period.
there are two things most guys care about the first being games the second being sex usually for the second one to be satisfied there needs to be a female not necessarily human but that's besides the point.( they have the rub and tug but that's sub par) If these two could be combined it would be omgwtfpwnnoobdickvaginasupersayenshit
I hear you man
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...WOW. That's some serious addiction right there. That boy needs therapy. Seriously though OP, you don't need to go that far. You can RROD an XBox 360 just by looking at it the wrong way. I should know -- I own one. -_-
My dad doesn't know I have an xbox. He'd do the same thing hahaha. So I only play when he goes away on business trips which is regular enough anyway.