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By failureparent - / Monday 21 March 2011 01:25 / United States
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...WOW. That's some serious addiction right there. That boy needs therapy. Seriously though OP, you don't need to go that far. You can RROD an XBox 360 just by looking at it the wrong way. I should know -- I own one. -_-

My dad doesn't know I have an xbox. He'd do the same thing hahaha. So I only play when he goes away on business trips which is regular enough anyway.

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never take CoD away from a guy. it's like women out of the kitchen; just not right. now go make him a sammich to cheer him up.

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Am I the only one whos gonna complain about the sexism of "Sammiches" and the guy saying that women only belong in the kitchen? Because thats really out of line.

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... Why would you do such a horrible thing? He doesn't go around throwing YOUR stuff out the window does he? Those controllers are like 40 bucks a piece. If you didn't want him playing games then you shouldn't have bought him the system. If he paid for the system then you shouldn't be throwing expensive components of it out the window.

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110 - cod isn't your life, in your profile it says music is your life. just thought I'd point that out for the lols.

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I'm not gona say cod is my life but if my mom did that I'd break her nose and make her clean up the blood from my carpet. Bitch isn't supposed to even TOUCH my shit.

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220, until you move the fuck out of HER house, she can whatever the hell she wants with anything in it.

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254 Maybe he just respects his mom. I known grown men who would have the same reaction he would. In no way are they wussies.

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@270 I respect my mom too. But that's because she earned my respect. I wouldn't respect my mom if she smashed my car up for no reason. I wouldn't respect my mom if she threw something I bought out the window. I'd respect her if she likes me and has a basic understanding of my hobbies and personality. I'd respect her if she works hard to raise me. No one should earn respect for no reason, not even if they gave birth to me. Everyone should earn respect. What if your mom was a murderer? Would

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285 hit soldier right between the eyes. you shouldn't have to respect your birth-givers if they do very wrong things. or did wrong to you. I can speak from experience, many can. what you do after may differ. Sadly many people out there respect people that don't deserve it. unconditional respect is difficult to manage and deal with. not all do however.....

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can't u talk to people on tht game..mabe he wanted to win or he's lonely nag loves his controller

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omg you noob. xbox is the shit no doubt. and your right about Mw2 being better but black ops doesn't suck.

My dad doesn't know I have an xbox. He'd do the same thing hahaha. So I only play when he goes away on business trips which is regular enough anyway.

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your dad isnt on business trips. he's finding a new wife to bring home, don't be surprised , I warned you.

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I'm assuming you've never played a half decent game besides saving Zelda is more important then friends

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OP How could you?!?! I would be so pissed If my mom threw out anything thats mine! especially if it had to do with my call of duty!!! and FYL? F your sons life he's the one with the broken ribs all cause you threw his controller out the window.

...WOW. That's some serious addiction right there. That boy needs therapy. Seriously though OP, you don't need to go that far. You can RROD an XBox 360 just by looking at it the wrong way. I should know -- I own one. -_-

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Perhaps you know that RRoD only occurs on the older models. I should know, because I am the fountain of all knowledge in the universe. Here's a plan for the OP: Go to the top of the Empire state building with the controller and throw it off. Darwinism at it's best.

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#436- Dear Dumbass. If you're that fucking stupid to jump out of a window on the top floor of a 2 story building, there is no way you're a brain surgeon or anything that requires any higher functioning of the brain. Secondly, since you made the assumption I know what you meant by "halo edition", I'll just assume you mean the Halo 3 edition which nicely enough, is in fact an older model. So know what *you're* saying before you *type your stupid condescending crap*.

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I'd follow it to..to be honest id probably follow out a 5 story window, maybe not for a controller but for the console I'd follow for sure

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from the way OP described it he's probably morbidly obese from sitting on his keister and playing xbox. a flip was no doubt out of the question...

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#164 -- If this were so, there'd have been too much padding for any ribs to have broken! In fact, he'd likely have bounced into the street. (Next time, OP should make sure to mention overall yardage. Distance is just as important as height!)

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It's commando pro that gives you no fall damage, retard. Lightweight pro allows you to ADS faster from a sprint.

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You are all stupid. If he just had ninja he would have caught the controller before his mom even thought of throwing it out the window. That's how kick ass a ninja would think.

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Commando pro gives no fall damage in MW2... In black ops its lightweight pro.. OP did not specify which COD so calm down..

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lol in black ops there isn't commando anymore isn't lightweight pro does no fall damage lol so y'all are both technically right depending on what cod

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damn gamers and fu#% call of duty ur gonna end up like da kid who dove 4 da controller + call of duty is so boring. y do people play it?

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you must be black like me but kind of black person who sucks ass at any video game that doesn't involve a ball and/or hoop.

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44 knows what's up. MW2 was all knifing, noob tubes, and nuke boosting. Black ops is much better IMO, although I thing the matchmaking system fir it sucks ass.

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#158 ^ You remind me of that one episode in chappelle show where the black man thinks he is a white kkk member. Except in your case it's the other way around.

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How about this? None of that shit exists in real life, so why is it in a fucking war-simulation game? I will never understand people who play CoD... Perks and shit... Really?

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43- In Blops, with ninja pro, he would have heard his dad coming, then silently turned off his xBox and grabbed a book to appear productive.

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It's not hard to form a decent sentence, IDC if it's the Internet. If you're posting a comment, it means you want someone to read your little contribution to the post. lol @ baught

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323, IDC is a shortened version of "I don't care" and took no extra effort on your part to figure that out. I'm on an iPhone so I like to cut corners when I can due to having big fingers. Now I'd you read what I wrote in the first place, I complain about how hard it is to comprehend what he wrote. I don't care about grammar as long as I don't have to start guessing where punctuation goes in order to understand what I'm reading. Thank you.

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How about we just throw out all acronyms/initials we've ever known by that logic? Federal Bureau of Investigation, Cable News Network, United States of America, all 50 state initials, Laugh Out Loud, Laughing My Ass Off, **** My Life, etc.. There's a difference between shortening long names/strings of words out of convenience, and typing like you failed spelling class.

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My three loves: girlfriend, ps3(better than xbox), and car. Sorry dude I had dido haha

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You sound like one of those guys who hears a girl playing online and you get all wild and stupid to get her attention. Just saying. My girlfriend is an xbox user and I am a ps3 person. Xbox are for girls and 15 year young kids. Get a man console and find a girlfriend.

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There is nothing wrong with xbox. I like it better than ps3. And btw, I know more females with ps3 than xbox so learn your shit. Oh, and yes I'm a girl.

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I would like to point out that 40% of the gaming community is female, also how is xbox for chicks and ps3 for men? the console with the smaller controller is for men? also ps3 move, remind you of a dildo?

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Jayd where did you get that stupid statistic from? 40% my ass. Was the first website you saw with that statistic the one you went with? probably. Walk into a gamestop and do you see 4 girls and 6 guys? no it's always a sausage fest. Start a match online is there 4 girls in the lobby? I doubt it. More like 25% is more accurate. I am not saying gamer chicks are not, there is just not as many as you say there is. Get your shit straight and do your research better.

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Jayd where did you get that stupid statistic from? 40% my ass. Was the first website you saw with that statistic the one you went with? probably. Walk into a gamestop and do you see 4 girls and 6 guys? no it's always a sausage fest. Start a match online is there 4 girls in the lobby? I doubt it. More like 25% is more accurate. I am not saying gamer chicks are not, there is just not as many as you say there is. Get your shit straight and do your research better.

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me and my husband are both loyal Xbox fans. ps3 owners just like to crack on us because they are disappointed with their $400 blu ray players. lol.

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I love both X-box and PS3... But I guess I'd have to say that I preferably like X-Box better, but only because I had it first and used it longer before I played PS3. But I'd cry just as much if my parents threw either of them out my window :'(

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200. Please get your own information, first. Most women aren't going to play your "sausage fest games." That's because most women have good TASTE in games, instead of playing Black Ops all the time.

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I play Xbox all the time and I don't see why guys think it's so impressive when a girl plays? Enlighten me?

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there are two things most guys care about the first being games the second being sex usually for the second one to be satisfied there needs to be a female not necessarily human but that's besides the point.( they have the rub and tug but that's sub par) If these two could be combined it would be omgwtfpwnnoobdickvaginasupersayenshit

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