School, Students and Drugs: Far out - FML

Far out

By mary b. - 15/08/2022 14:00

Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 15 August 2022 14:34

What a wimp! I took lots of tests where metroids where bugging me the whole time. They'd try to give me answers but I realized quickly that they were idiots.

spinningrecords 14

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Monday 15 August 2022 14:13

Kindergartners theses days!

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spinningrecords 14

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Monday 15 August 2022 14:13

Kindergartners theses days!

Ubehage 30

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Monday 15 August 2022 14:27

Ask him to write a scientific conclusion on why he should take drugs instead of studying. Tell him either he does that, or he goes back to school. The point of this is to show him the value of being educated, so that you are able to argue for your own bad decisions.

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 15 August 2022 14:34

What a wimp! I took lots of tests where metroids where bugging me the whole time. They'd try to give me answers but I realized quickly that they were idiots.

IHaveThePower 16

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Tuesday 16 August 2022 6:13

I don't normally ground kids, but grounding for Stupidity Unbecoming An Officer And A Gentleman is probably in your kids' future.

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Wednesday 17 August 2022 14:34

He's lucky it wasn't Ridley.

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